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Lighthearted chapter because I've written too much angst smh
Obito swirled into the room in time to see Jiraiya's hand phase straight through Miyuki's leg, making the older Uchiha have a two second stroke from the shock.
"You have no recollection of this happening," Miyuki murmured to the white haired man as Obito grabbed onto his upper arms. "Your mission failed. You don't remember me or anything else you saw here."
Jiraiya fell limp and Miyuki let out a shuddering gasp, hand over her eyes as she writhed in pain.
She hissed, sending a numbing medical chakra to her eyes as she mopped the blood from them with her arm.
Obito latched onto her arm but she shook him off, bending down and healing any visual injuries on Jiraiya's person to make it more convincing that nothing happened.
After stepping backwards, exhaling shakily, she grabbed Obito's arm.
They swirled out.
Obito smiled under his mask.
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After several shrieks and screeches of shock when M- Yuu and Tobi swirled into the main room, everyone (except Pein) was sat around a small table.
Kakuzu was grumbling about how he was wasting time. Sasori was telling them to get on with whatever they were doing. Konan was just, well, there. So was Zetsu.
"We're gonna play a game because I feel like shit," Miyuki announced firmly. "So we're playing collective truth or dare. Choose dare and it'll be some shit, choose truth and everyone will have to answer the truth given. If you lie, I will break your ankles," she smiled charmingly.
Hidan cringed, remembering the vivid image of her chaotic grin as she obliterated Akio's ankles.
(She really does like breaking ankles, doesn't she?)
(Yeah, remember the demon brothers?)
"How're we choosing then, yeah?" Deidara asked. She grinned cheekily.
"Spin the bottle!" She cheered. "No kissing, unless it's a dare."
Hidan grumbled.
"Aw, sad you don't get to kiss Kakuzu, Hidan-chan?" Miyuki teased, smirking. He protested, freezing and grinning nervously when her hand wandered dangerously close to the middle of her chest.
"Anyway. Rules are simple. I'll go first," she said, spinning the bottle. "Anything creepy will get you nowhere because I will not hesitate to sell your kneecaps on the black market."
"How much?" Kakuzu asked, interestedly leaning forward. She swatted him away.
The bottle stopped spinning, pointing straight at Hidan.
"Dare," he rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.
Miyuki grinned wildly. "Slander Jashin-sama."
He let out a betrayed gasp. "SCANDALOUS!" He hissed. "I change to truth," the jashinist insisted.
Miyuki frowned, pouting as she let out a hum. "Biggest fear?"
He scoffed. "I'm not scared of anything."
Deidara choked as she pulled a bloodstained metal bat out of her chest, standing up and twirling it with a charming smile.
"FINE FINE, JASHIN DAMMIT!" He shrieked. "Getting hit by your fucking bat!"
Miyuki stared at him for a second, eyes going from his squirming figure and her bat. Abruptly, she let out a giggle so innocent it would make a grown man coo.
He let out a breath as she sealed it away again, pointing at Kakuzu who was lazily sat next to him.
"Biggest fear," she prompted.
Kakuzu groaned. "Bankruptcy."
"No surprise there," she muttered, dropping back down to the floor elegantly as all Uchiha do. Especially Sasuke. How the hell does he do that? Is he just the epitome of elegance and grace?!
Sasori grunted. "I don't feel fear."
She looked at him skeptically. "What was your worst fear before becoming a puppet, then?"
"Can't remember."
She snorted. "You suck ass."
Pointing at Zetsu, she narrowed her eyes. "Do you feel anything?"
"We have never experienced fear."
Miyuki let out a hum and switched on the crappy box TV with perfect timing.
Zetsu let out a shriek at the sight of a weed killer advert, falling backwards.
Miyuki blinked rapidly as he sunk into the ground his one eye wide.
"Did I traumatise him? ...I think I traumatised him."
A/N
You're all gonna be hella disappointed that that's all for the whole kidnapping thing but hey, more trauma am I right? I mean, it got Miyuki to use kamui and stuff.
Headcanon that Zetsu is terrified of weed killer.
Miyuki is definitely gonna store some in her little pocket dimension to threaten Zetsu with.
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