Demon blood|Ban x reader[editing]

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Third persons Pov

Y/n walks up to a Meliodas and kicks him in the crouch
"Ow what was that for!?"He yells
"You almost killed me in the real world and when I came here you were no where to be found do you know how worried I was!?"Y/n shouts
"You almost broke my legs right now!if that's your way of showing affection a hug would do the trick,"Meliodas says
Y/n chuckles and hugs him
"But your physical body isn't here?"Y/n asks
"Yes but it still hurt like hell,"Meliodas says

"Okay that's enough..back it up,"Ban pulls them away from eachother
"Yeah and DONT think I'm not gonna forget my revenge on you sir!"Y/n says looking at Ban

She punches his chest he doesn't even flinch
"What no way I should've atleast been able to hurt you even a little!"Y/n shouts
"Beats me..I thought I would go flying it's my lucky day!"Ban says
"Ban's body has gotten a lot stronger since he's been here.."Meliodas says
"Speaking of here..Ban you're here to take us back so how do we get out...I need o get back to my precious body?"

Ban scratches his head
"He doesn't know how to get out too.."Meliodas says
Y/n  blinks  and takes a deep breathe
"And my body?"Y/n asks looking at Ban and Meliodas and Ban hesitates before telling her
"Well..you see that creepy red haired kid took it I tried to stop him but Merlin said it wouldn't be a smart move because the captains berserk teacher was there too and you were unconscious "Ban says
"Ahhh okay,"Y/n says
"You're not angry?!"Both Ban and Meliodas shout
"No,I know how I am I don't let anyone touch me,"Y/n says

Real world

Y/n walked through the halls with her heels echoing throughout the hallway
Kisho hurriedly following beside her
"Whose hand is on your shoulder?you know your father hates you walking around with random hands around you,"She says
"I don't remember whose it is but you're finally talking to me!"Kisho exclaims

Y/n ignores him again
"Y/n my love I've been preparing our wedding I need your input what type of dress would you like I know your measurements off by heart so no need to worry about that would you like a normal wedding dress or one that shapes those perfect curves?"
He grabs her hips
Y/n stops and grabs Kisho's hands and sets hers on fire
Kisho yelps in pain
"Next time you touch me in anyway..I'll cut that little chili pepper of yours off and burn it in front of your eyes,"She says to him not facing him
She then continues walking with Kisho still following behind her
"Well atleast you didn't say no to the wedding!and it's not small you can see it on our honeymoon even now if you want!"Kisho yells

Y/n clicks her tongue not caring about anything her was saying increasing her walking pace

Back to purgatory
"Yeah I think I'm alright,"Y/n says
Ban and Meliodas just stare at Y/n shocked that she wasn't throwing a fit

Had she really changed
"What're you looking at?you two are supposed to be finding a way out of this dump?"Y/n says

"There she is."Ban and Meliodas say at the same time
"Fine since you won't lead the way I guess I'll have to do it,"Y/n stands up walking in a random direction
"Do you even know where you're going?"Meliodas asks

Y/n just shrugs
Ban and Meliodas sigh following behind her
"Hey cap what're you gonna do after we get out of this place?"Ban asks Meliodas

Then a horde of giant grasshoppers start chasing the trio
They all ran trying to get away from them

"This isn't the time!"Meliodas says
"Does it matter?"Ban says
"Does it matter?we're being chased by bugs Ban..BUGS!"Y/n shouts
"Well I'll break y/n and Elizabeth's curse then I'll drink enough Vanya ale to fill me up to my eyes!"Meliodas says
"I'm gonna go beat up that jerk that took Y/n and then I'm gonna run out with her bridal style and we'll go drink enough Aberdeen ale to bathe ourselves in?"

"You really thought that out ahead of time didn't you?"y/n says
"Of course!"Ban smiles

Meliodas then gets grabbed by a grasshopper not being able to escape its grasp
"Don't worry I'll take care of them.."Ban snatches all of their hearts out and out of one of the grasshoppers stomach a creature they'd never seen before lands on the ground
"Looks delicious,let's eat it,"Meliodas says

***
"Y/n do you want some?"Meliodas asked with his mouth full
"No thank you,I prefer to eat food that didn't come flying out an insects stomach,"Y/n says
"Men.."Y/n mumbles

"Your loss this stuffs great maybe eating some of it will help you finally grow,"Ban says
"What are you trying to say?Are you calling me short?"Y/n says
"What're you then tall?"Ban asks her
"Well compared to most people yes I am,I'm even considered a giant to them,"Y/n says
"Yeah sure Y/n,"He pats her head

Y/n smacks his hand away sticking her tongue out at him
Ban laughs at her response

"Is something wrong captain?"Ban asks
"You've adapted so quickly here I'm still so shocked,"Meliodas says
"Now that I think about it none of us need to be eating this stuff..I'm immortal and your physical bodies aren't here,"Ban says
"It's strange that you're able to get used to it,"Meliodas says
"Well I am flesh and blood I had no choice but to get used to it,oh yeah and I don't get frostbite and burns anymore and my lungs which were swollen and swore all the time got better now I breathe the air here likes it's fresh air,"Ban saying

"Ban I think you might be the first human that's been able to come here and still be able to hold onto their insanity,"Meliodas says
"Huh?maybe it's because of the environment I grew up in as a kid.."Ban chuckles
"That's not really the same thing.."Y/n says
"I've been thinking captain not..once we get back to the real world you'll practically be invincible!"Ban says
"WHICH MEANS WE SHOULD HURRY UP AND FIND THE DEMON KING AND GET BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE!"They both shout

Ban looks at Y/n who was staring at them chuckling
"Once I get back Y/n you better prepare your self because a whole lot of hickeys are coming your way!"Ban says
Y/n covers her face groaning out of embarrassment
"Ban can't you just keep you thoughts to yourself?"

"And I'm gonna grope Elizabeth like there's no tomorrow!"Meliodas says

"This is why I hate hanging out with you guys,"Y/n says
Ban and Meliodas laugh at her
She lifts her head up
"Can you guys also feel it?"She says
"Yep that thing whatever it is watching us,"Ban says