What if they were Drunk? pt. 1

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Blue Moon:

*Passed out-*

Teal Ocean:

*In the Ocean, multiple people trying to get her out of the water* SEE THE LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA?! IT CALLS MEEEE- AND NO ONE KNOWSSS- HOW FAR IT GOESSS-

Red Moon:

Shut *hic* the fuck up. Dora *hic* is adopted-

Paint:

Skittles are living beings! *Hic* how do I know?... *Hic* because my brother is a whole pack of *hic* skittles!-

Disco:

*In a normal dance club* Why the *hic* hell am I in a *hic* strip club?!-

Exe:

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(Let's be honest- I imagine how Exe talks like this when she's drunk- all you can here is beeping noises-)

Cide:

Why *hic* am I still not *hic* in hell?!-

BonBon:

*This bish immune-*

Stella:

*No-*

Mary:

*Some people trying to get her off the gambling table* don't touch me *hic* I have a Nerf gun *hic* bitches!-

Shade:

*Can goddesses and Gods get drunk?-*

Novel:

*She ain't drinking-*

Magenta:

EVERYONE SING IT *hic* WITH ME NOW! *Hic* EGG BACON GRITS SAUSAGE!-

Fright:

*Is there still alcohol in they're AU?-*

Tulip:

*No-*

Yellow Sun:

*Immune-*

Opal:

*Sobbing* Sans *hic* took the kidsss-

Falcon:

Why *hic* am I a chicken?-

Leah:

*When this bish drinks it's more like she's been fed Cat nip-*

Crystal:

*Threw a pokèball at a person-* Pikachu! *Hic* I choose you!-

Deana:

Let's *hic* play the stabby stab gameee-

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