HermitCrabs group chat.

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???? Started a new chat!

???? named chat -Hermitcrabs

???? set random names

???? named Helmet Dude admin

???? removed themselves from the chat


Helmet dude: What?

Little Gremlin: uhhhhh

Little Gremlin: why is my name Little Gremlin??

Little Gremlin: O.o

Burn the Bird Poop: who???

Little Gremlin: HA!

Burn the Bird Poop changed their name to DIE-ortie

DIE-orite: Better

WizardSwear: aww

Flowers And Skulls: HI!

Little Gremlin: i liked the first one better.

DIE-orite: of coarse you did

What are Diamonds again: X? You still here?

Helmet dude: im trying to figure out whos who!

Sleep Paralysis Demon: no one tell, i like figuring this out myself!

Spoon with a mustache: ummmm.

Grandpa: ?????????


WizardSwear: Grian?

Little Gremlin: ye?

WizardSwear: Why is there a big empty bag of marshmallows in the lake?

Little Gremlin: oh, well

Little Gremlin: iskall and mumbo were over earlier and I asked

Little Gremlin: "hey, do you guys think i could shove 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Spoon with a mustache: So i said "you are a hazard to yourself and the server."

DIE-orite: and i said "And a coward, do 20."

Little Gremlin: i must have left the bag outside.

Wizard swear: ....

The Goatfather: ....

Shipwrecked puppy: could you do it?


What are Diamonds again: Say no to drugs!

Sleep paralysis demon: Say Yes to drugs!

TnT Dealer: it doesn't matter WHAT you say to drugs.

TnT Dealer: cause if your talking to drugs

TnT Dealer: YOUR TAKING THE DRUGS!


Little Gremlin: hey you guys want to hear a story?

Shipwrecked Puppy: Sure!

Little Gremlin: So once when i was little,

The Goatfather: was?

DIE-orite: HA!

Little Gremlin: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Flowers and Skulls: where do you find these?


*prolonged screaming*: all the odd numbers have E in them

TnT dealer: Keralis it is 3 am

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