???? Started a new chat!
???? named chat -Hermitcrabs
???? set random names
???? named Helmet Dude admin
???? removed themselves from the chat
Helmet dude: What?
Little Gremlin: uhhhhh
Little Gremlin: why is my name Little Gremlin??
Little Gremlin: O.o
Burn the Bird Poop: who???
Little Gremlin: HA!
Burn the Bird Poop changed their name to DIE-ortie
DIE-orite: Better
WizardSwear: aww
Flowers And Skulls: HI!
Little Gremlin: i liked the first one better.
DIE-orite: of coarse you did
What are Diamonds again: X? You still here?
Helmet dude: im trying to figure out whos who!
Sleep Paralysis Demon: no one tell, i like figuring this out myself!
Spoon with a mustache: ummmm.
Grandpa: ?????????
WizardSwear: Grian?
Little Gremlin: ye?
WizardSwear: Why is there a big empty bag of marshmallows in the lake?
Little Gremlin: oh, well
Little Gremlin: iskall and mumbo were over earlier and I asked
Little Gremlin: "hey, do you guys think i could shove 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Spoon with a mustache: So i said "you are a hazard to yourself and the server."
DIE-orite: and i said "And a coward, do 20."
Little Gremlin: i must have left the bag outside.
Wizard swear: ....
The Goatfather: ....
Shipwrecked puppy: could you do it?
What are Diamonds again: Say no to drugs!
Sleep paralysis demon: Say Yes to drugs!
TnT Dealer: it doesn't matter WHAT you say to drugs.
TnT Dealer: cause if your talking to drugs
TnT Dealer: YOUR TAKING THE DRUGS!
Little Gremlin: hey you guys want to hear a story?
Shipwrecked Puppy: Sure!
Little Gremlin: So once when i was little,
The Goatfather: was?
DIE-orite: HA!
Little Gremlin: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Flowers and Skulls: where do you find these?
*prolonged screaming*: all the odd numbers have E in them
TnT dealer: Keralis it is 3 am
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