Spoon with a Mustace: ughhh
Master of Zoos: whats wrong?
Spoom with a Mustache: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Master of Zoos: : <
LittleGremlin: whats going on?
Spoon with a Mustache: ITS BACK!
*Prolonged Screaming*: how do Brian and Iskall get out of thease messes?
Helmet dude: they dont.
Spoon with a Mustache: they make a bigger mess that just canceles the first one out.
Dogcatcher Mcgee: WHO GAVE A SWORD TO THE VILLAGER CHILDREN???
Master of Zoos: They felt unsafe.
Dogcatcher Mcgee: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE
Master of Zoos: ...
Master of Zoos: would you like a sword?
Mayor Man: Grian what happened to your barge?
LittleGremlin: i have done a lot of dumb stuff today
Rubberhose Animation: I have witnessed the dumb stuff today..
DIE-orite: I recorded the dumb stuff today.
Steve Irwin: I watched you do the dumb stuff today
Helmet dude: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF TODAY>
LittleGremlin: by the way.
LittleGremlin: dont put a torch ontop of a chest full of tnt.
IAteTheCookies: You guys want to hear a song i wrote?
GG!: sure!
IAteTheCookies: its called "My Season 7 so far.
IAteTheCookies: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Dogcatcher Mcgee: Do you think Sex toys are alive in the Toy story universe?
Kakashi: Joe. no
Master of Zoos: you got a friend IN me
Mayor Man: NOOO
LittleGremlin: Can i borrow some coal from someone?
Spoon with a Mustache: whats the magic word?
LittleGremlin: I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᔑ ᓵ⍑ᔑ╎∷ ᒲ⚍ᒲʖ𝙹
Spoon With a Mustache: JESUS CHRIST OK!
Master of Zoos: Joe do you even know where Europe is?
Dogcatcher Mcgee: its a place, i know that.
incorrectRegularity: Stress?
GG!: yeah?
incorrectRegularity: why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
GG!: they need adult supervision.
*U*SUGOI*U*: i i bought the Mona Lisa, would anything keep me from Legally eating it
Llama Dad: You would be severaly posioned???
*U*SUGOI*U*: What a way to go!
*prolonged screaming*: theres nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for
Red Head Redemption: Xisuma died of natural causes.
Worm man: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF!
Red Head Redemption: Gravity's Natural
Helmet dude: IM STILL ALIVE!
Helmet Dude: EX DID YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT ELYTRA?????
DIE-orite: Grian that is an aweful idea.
LittleGremlin: Theres no such thing as bad ideas,
LittleGremlin: Just
LittleGremlin: Good ideas that go completly sideways
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RandomThis is just me unloading ideas about my current obsession. Enjoy i guess! Requests are currently: OPEN!
