Hermitcraft Oneshots

Revamped Nostalgia and New Obsession (part 1)

So Im been Watching Some of Aphmau's newer content, and have laughed my butt of more than a handful of times. I have also Watched a lot of hermitcraft. so the only logical idea was to mash the two worlds together and write this. Enjoy! (Also thank you for 1.1k reads!!!!)

Aphmau really needed to stop expecting """Normal""" days in her world. It was either her, one of her friends, or the world itself that caused chaos. Be it diamond floods, or exploding flowers, or even just her and her friends own fascination with secret bases, something new and panicky was always just around the corner. But never in her life, had three people literally just fallen from the sky like that.

Aphmau, Ein,and Peirce  all crouched behind a convenient bush,watching the three bodys lying on the ground. The closest one was covered by what looked like a Comforter covered in feathers. slowly one begin to sit up. 

"itsupitsupitsup!!" Ein whisper yelled, jostling Aphmau and Peirce further into the bush.

"yes i know Ein now shush!" Aphmau smacked Ein on the shoulder.

"what do we do?" peirce crouched down, watching as one of the people, a young woman in a magenta cardigan and shorts, helped a different person, a man in adventuring gear, to his feet. the pair stood there for a moment before the man slowly sat down. 

"should we go say hi?" Ein asked,peeking over Peirce's shoulder. 

"Obviously not!" she said, moving herself to better look  as the young woman helped the last body to his feet, the comforter only falling off slightly, revealing that they were wings. "Oh my godddd!"

"Does he have WINGS?" Ein asked, his voice going up in volume, though the others didn't notice.

"what!?" Peirce hissed.

the winged man looked around, searching for something, and then spotted the bush. The man bounded toward the bush, his light hair bouncing as he ran, and the trio quietly squealed. the man stuck in arm in the bush, as the trio pushed themselves closer and closer into each other as to not be grabed as the Winged man groaped around in the bush. Suddently he grabbed on of the large sticks that litterd the ground , pulled it out, and waited a moment, and spoke.

"SCAR I THINK I FOUND ONE THAT'LL WORK!" the man, apparently british, fluttered back to his friend, and handed him the stick.

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"Ok. Lets....try to figure this out." Scar shook his head. Grian had, thankfully, found a stick large and thick enough to act as a temporary cane, which solved one problem of many. 

"The universe chose three of the least universally adept people to throw into a new, strange world." stress sighed, "Why couldnt we have X with us??"

"does everyone just...forget that i was an admin too?" Grian asked, slightly offended.

"What?"

"yeah, while the watchers did most of the work, i was still admin for Evo for a long time!"

"....i had no idea.."

Grian laughed, "But anyway, previous experience means nothing, we need to find this worlds admin."

"Right!" Scar nodded, before looking around, "Does anyone see any bases?"

"nope!" Stress said looking around. 

"Oh i see something! GRian called from the air. "There's a building over his way."

"well, lets get going!" Stress smiled,

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Noi was having a nice day. was he previously covered in wolves all wanting cuddles? yes. was this a bad thing in his eyes? no. Was he expecting his cuddle time to be interrupted by someone? yes. Did he expect to recognise this someone? yes. did he? no. three strangers stood at his front door, two were slightly shorter than him, one was much taller. He could pick out a few strange traits already. one had wings, a different one was using a stick as a cane and wore a cowboy hat, and another looked like a pink fairy had thrown up on her. 

"uhhhh Hi!" Noi said,

"Hello!" the trio said in slightly drawn out sync,before looking back at each other.

"Why does 'at ALWAYS happen?" the pink one asked, a very strong accent in her voice. 

The winged one shrugged, before turning his attention back to Noi, "Hi, im Grian,"

GRian pointed at the pink one, "that's Stress Monster,"

"Stress fu' short luv!" Stress smiled, 

"And behind me's Scar!"

"Hi!" 

"its nice to meet you all, Im Noi!"

"Nice to meet you Noi, We kinda need some help,"

"Oh ok! come on in, i don't know how much help i can be, but i could always call my friends!"

And that is how Grian and Scar ended up sitting on Nois couch while Stress played with his pack.

"And thats what happened!"

"...wow! thats...crasy! but i dont know how much i can help!"

"I just have a question real quick," Grian said,Scar nodding along, "and its going to change how we move forward, its this a singleplayer world or a server?"

"...hah?"

"are you alone here or ae their other people?"

"OH! no i have a bunch of friends!"

"awesome! that makes everything MUCH easier!" Scar smiled.

"Do you know who the admin is Noi?" Stress asked from behind the couch.

"the wat?"

"who updates and does all the technical nonsense here?"

"OH! thats Aphmau! i think."

"Can we talk to this Aphmau person?" Grian said, his voice taking on a much more somber tone "They might be our best ticket home."

"Ill call her!" 

Noi pulled out a small communication device, fiddled with it for a moment, before pressing a series of buttons on a screen, and entering a chat. from the sound of it, two guys and a girl were hissing panic at each other before Noi spoke up.

"Hi guys!"

"NOI!" the trio yelled, before the girl spoke "Noi are you ok, have you seen anyone weird,"

"I mean, i wouldn't call them weird-"

"no, we're weird." Stress said.

silence hung in the air. before Noi spoke again.

"their at my house and their really nice and they need our help getting back to place called hermitcraft where all their friends are. they said something about needed an adim to get there, and i don't quite know what that means but from their explanation, i think that you."

"...your at your house right?"

"yeah?"

"ill be there in a moment."