Most of the stories i'm in the process of writing are long, so have some goofs.
Man with no plan: Do you know why i challenged you to this deal GRian?
Lil'Gremlin: You want me to stop with the puns?
Man with no plan: your right..
Man with no plan: I didnt want to do this...
Man with no plan: I once considered a you a friend, it didn't have to come to this, but the Puns have to stop!
Lil'Gremlin: it truly is the DUELality of man.
Grian was Shot by MumboJumbo.
Lil'Gremlin: It all LEAD to this
Grian was Shot by MumboJumbo.
Lil'Gremlin: no need to go...Ballistic!
Grian was killed by Iskall87
*Prolonged Screaming*: Hail Satan
*Prolonged Screaming*: Rain Satan
*Prolonged Screaming*: Snow Satan
LlamaMan: Tomorrow there is a 90% chance of Percitisatan.
Dogcatcher Mcgee: It'll be foggy in the morning, lots of Condensatan.
Man with no plan: I WILL SHOOT YOU TOO
IAteTheCookies: Carpeted kitchen
SUPER_STRESSSS: WHY
incorrectRegularity: you gotta be dunkin my doughnuts
Kakashi: You gotta be hutten my pizza
IGotBlownUpInTheUpsi: hey this is grian
IGotBlownUpInTheUpsi: So my com isnt working so i Yelled CRISTO at it.
IGotBlownUpInTheUpsi: And the screen went black i'm performing an exorcism now.
IGotBlownUpInTheUpsi:*attachemnt 1 image*
DIE-orite: is that silly string?
IGotBlownUpInTheUpsi: not when its serious buisnuess
Sriderguy: serious string.
Man with no plan: I JUST REALIZED! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE!
SUPER_STRESSSS: omg.
Man with no plan: THEY COULD BE SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
IAteTheCookies: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
UncleGoat: Ich ein velociraptor
UncleGoat:wait Ren when did you learn German?
IAteTheCookies: 0w0
*looking*: CLEO LEFT HER MAKEUP AT MY BASE, AND I DECIDED TO PUT IT ON.
*looking*: NOW IT WONT COME OFF!
*looking*: Google says that hand sanitiser will work in a pinch. google save me now!
*looking*: IT BURNS!!!
YOU ARE READING
Hermitcraft Oneshots
RandomThis is just me unloading ideas about my current obsession. Enjoy i guess! Requests are currently: OPEN!
