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✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ HEY HOT STUFF
WHATCHA DOIN
let's have babys
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ as much as i would luv to believe that kurapika said this to me i know for a fact that he would never ever spell babies wrong 💔
so thank u for breaking my heart 💔💔💔
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ awe man
i really thought it was gonna work
oh shit he's coming back
WUICK TRLL ME UR NDHSIEJWK
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ NO WAIT
DID HE KILL YOU
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ yes i killed them.
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ ;0
WHY
idk who that was but WHY?!?!?!???
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ because they're rats.
it was gon and his boyfriend killua.
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ hol up...
wait a DAMN minute
u know what
i ain't buying it
ur basically using that "my friend took my phone" excuse and i haven't seen that used since 2016 sis
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ buy it or not that's where it stops being my problem.
they were insistent on checking to see who you were.
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ hol up x2...
you mean to tell me...
that you told ur little friends about me 🥺
are you being deadass rn or are you lying to me
actually
i don't care if you are
have you invited them to our wedding or am i gonna have to find all their social media and tell them myself 🙄
smh my head making me do all the damn work around here
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ why would i invite them to an event that's never going to take place?
oh for fucks sake they saw your text.
i hate you.
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ GUYS COME TO OUR WEDDING!!
it's a byob
bring your own babe
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ TELL US YOUR NAME
HURRY HES CHASING ME AND GON CANT HOLD HIM OFF FOR MUCH LONGER
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ oh fuck oh FUCK
MY NAME IS Y/N L/N
REMEMBER IT BITCHES cuz imma be your future aunt 😘
oh you know what if that's the case then i'm future y/n whatever kurapika's last name is
BUT BE CAREFUL STAY SAFE
✯ ┊ make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨ now they're actually dead.
leorio is coming to collect their corpses later.
you aren't invited to the funerals.
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ bro wth ;(
at least lemme hear ur secy voice one last time before you go to prison bbg 😩💦
delusional dumbass has changed make his pockets hurt 💥💕👀💋😋✨'s contact name to my personal hentai voice actor 😼!
✯ ┊ my personal hentai voice actor 😼 no.
delusional dumbass ┊ ✯ dammit it was worth a shot 😔
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"gon, i got her name! give me your phone!"
gon handed killua his phone without any hesitation. "why's her name important?"
killua rolled his eyes. "um, hello? so we can look her up on everything and find out what she might look like? don't be dumb!"
gon blinked a few times before nodding his head. "oh, right."
kurapika let out a groan that sounded something similar to that of a dying animal. "is this really necessary?"
"yes," they answered in unison.
kurapika tried to snatch away gon's phone, but killua was quicker. "don't be like that, pika! i don't want you to die alone in a hole like leorio. your future is on the line here." they both ignored gon's whines to not insult his dad.
"my future involves some random girl who texted me on accident and is super annoying? i think i'd actually rather die."
"that sucks." a few taps later, killua's face morphed into his iconic cat-like expression. "found someone!"
