KarmaxNagisa one shots because why not?

Thaaaaaaaaaanks I hate it (P.2)

A/n it's time for the joke chapter! I'm gonna have much more fun writing this one! I love making fun of shit I hate as well as shit I love! So if y'all wanna read it I can make joke chapters for my favourite tropes. Anyways let's get started!

Your POV
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I wake up on the cold hard floor, dad made me sleep in the shed again. Ever since mom left he's been an alcoholic. I walk into the kitchen to see my 17 year old brother who's super good looking and soooo popular. He got all the good looks while I have my long hair pulled into a messy bun with a baggy sweater on.

"Hey Y/N, remember when we we're younger and mom left and now dads an alcoholic?"

"Why yes bro, why?" (Siblings don't y'all like this! I fucking hate when they have bro or sis cause in my house we call each other boi because of god of Warcraft.)

"Well dads run of out alcoholic money so he's selling you." I feel the colour drain from my face.

"W-what?" My balance is gone as I almost have a make out with the floor before my brother catches me.

"To who?" I can't help but ask.

"Midnight Shadow." (I searched up the most common fanfic names and these came up so I used them)

I know who he is, everyone knows who he is, he's the most popular guy in the world. (aka the USA -_- seriously why in so many movies is the world basically only America? Not all movies do this but there are lots of movies guilty of this.)

" now go pack your shit."

I nod running upstairs. Grabbing everything in could then throwing it into my suitcase.

I hear the door open, walking downstairs I see him, Midnight Shadow standing in my- well now old, living.

"Hello Y/n, shall we go?" His voice deep and cold but somehow inviting.

"O-okay," he takes my bag and we go to his limo waiting outside for us.

He puts my suitcase in the trunk and opens the door for me.

I quickly thank him and get in.

"Now you still have school but other then that you do not leave the house, understand?"

I nod my head looking to the floor.

"Understand?" He raises his voice.

"Y-yes sir." He nods and looks out the window.

I guess this is my life now huh?

Time skip to her at school
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"There you are Y/n! What's got you so late?" Nagisa-kun, my best friend and first crush ask me tilting his head.

"My father sold me to Midnight Shadow." My voice wavers. He looks at my with an empathetic look.

"It'll be ok, just wait and see!" I can tell he's just trying to make me feel better but the effort is nice.

"Nagisa, we should get to class." Nagisa's boyfriend interjects.

I never confessed to Nagisa so he did before me, and he got Nagisa to himself.

"Of course!" Nagisa smiles and loops his arm around Todorkis arm. (This is a joke I shall explain at the end) we walk to class together and sit down.

"I don't know why but today feels like a "I will regret getting up" kinda day, ya know?" Karma-kun is going off about something to Nakamura-chan who seams to agree with him.

"Yeah, I don't know why but I today is gonna be bad, I just know it."

"What are you two going off about?" I ask but they look at me like I've grown a third head.

"What? Is there something in my teeth?" My hand is quick to cover my mouth.

"No it's just-" Nakamura-chan starts but gets cut off by Karma-kun "who are you?"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO IS Y/N!?!?!" The class all but screams.

"Y/p IS THE HOTTEST, SMARTEST MOST ATHLETIC PERSON IN THIS CLASS!!!!"

"Y/n HAS THE HIGHEST CHANCE OF KILLING KORO~SENSEI!!!!"

"Hey!" You can hear Nagisa-kun yell before going to sulk in the corner. If you strain your ear you can hear him muttering "I'm suppose to be the main character though..."

"Well ok but that doesn't why y/p is here, if y/p's so smart and "amazing" then why is y/p here? Shouldn't they be in like, A class or something." Nakamura-chan rolls her eyes at the now silent classroom.

"Also who the fuck is this Canadian flag looking motherfucker?" Karma-kun points to Todoroki-kun.

He then joins Nagisa-kun in sulking in the corner muttering "why the hell am I even in this fan-fiction?" (Because it's for the joke.) "WHAT JOKE!?!"

"Well whatever, it's clear you're all to busy drooling over yourselves to actually give us a decent answer." Nakamura-chan sighs as she rest her head on her hand.

"Alrighty class, lets get started shall we?"

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"WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!?"

And thus marks the craziest day of my life.

A/n this is balls to the walls crazy but I think it's funny. Anyways it's time to explain why Todoroki-kun is here. It started on another book (obviously) it's "Not a normal teacher" by: WickedIsNeverGood
It's on chapter 26 where they put Todoroki instead of Karma and so the comments decided to make it a story, it started with :Nhi_theuserof_this where they wrote a crack Nagisa x Todoroki, it's still going and we are at chapter nine so far.

I also just told them about this so hi, I hope y'all are here anyways.

Anyways I'll see y'all later bye~
By: Cass
Date: July 8th
Word count: 950