KarmaxNagisa one shots because why not?

20% don't care

So y'all remember "N-NAGISA!" ? Because this is gonna be like that. Except much longer because it can be. So strap in.
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Karma: I'm 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm and 20% don't care. 
Naigsa: Karma that's 110%.
Karma: 20% don't care.
Naigsa: I should have seen that coming.
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Nagisa talking to children: now kids, stop fighting or I'll turn this car around.
Karma talking to children: *speeding up* STOP FUCKING TALKING OR I'LL CRASH THIS GOD DAMM CAR INTO A WALL MOTHERFUCKERS!
The children: *screaming*
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Nakamura: I have a bad idea!
Karma: what kind of bad idea?
Nagisa: I would prefer a good idea.
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Karma: ok so bad news, our teacher locked us out of the classroom.
Good news, we didn't have to wait for a locksmith.
Bad news, my teacher finds it concerning that I can pick a lock and tried to unlock my tragic backstory tm and I didn't wanna tell him that I learned how to pick locks because I thought it was something that would make a cute guy think I was cool.
But wait! Good news, a cute guy saw me do it.
But bad news is that it was Nagisa and he's already seen me fall out of several trees ,cry about a fawn that was too small and knows that I can ride a unicycle so he'll never think I'm cool, it's too late. ( I did off of memory so it's not totally correct.)
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Karma: fuck am I tiered.

Nagisa: ya know why you're so tiered?

Karma: yeah because I just-

Nagisa: because you've been running through my mind all day~

Karma: ...

Karma: I-

Nakamura: OH FOR GOD'S SAKES!
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Nagisa: wait we aren't going to the party? But Karma put on his nice leather jacket!

Karma: yeah, it's the one without any blood on it.
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Nakamura: ok left hand red.

Nagisa: *puts his hand on Karmas head*

Nakamura: I'll allow it.
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Nakamura: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Karma: yeah? So could any other human being, so could a dog, so could a really dedicated duck. You're not special.
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Karma: well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Nagisa: well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... uh

Karma: no go ahead, I wanna hear you rhyme something with sarcasm.

Nakamura: well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and lacking enthusiasm.
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*playing dungeons and dragons*

Nagisa: I roll to steal Karmas heart!

Karma: Nagisa you can't-

Nagisa: *rolls a 20*

Karma:...

Nakamura, the dungeon master: you have a spring wedding. Sugino you're the best man, I'm the maid of honour.
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Karma: ducks have teeth.

Nagisa: Karma what are you-

Karma: *pushing things against the door* DUCKS HAVE FUCKING TEETH NAGISA!
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Koro~sensei: Octopi have the ability to blend in with anything. When they do this, it's called-

Karma: An octo-lie.

Koro~sensei:... metachrosis.

Class:...

Nakamura: mocktopus.
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Karma: What's up Sugino!

Sugino: *is worried* the ceiling.

Karma: correct, for now.

Sugino: that seams like a threat you will steal the roof.
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Karma: ya know what? I blame Maehare for this. And Nakamura, I blame Nakamura too.

Nakamura: what did I do?

Karma: I'm sure you did something.
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Nakamura: so... I see you've been spending a lot of time with Nagisa lately...

Karma: no Nakamura, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Nakamura: oh really? So there's no reason for me to be jealous?

Karma: I promise! Nagisa and I are just dating ok? He's my boyfriend.

Nakamura: so there's no best friend feelings involved?

Karma: you're still my one and only true best friend! He's only the love of my life, nothing more.

Nakamura: but I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Karma: of course.

Nagisa: what the hell guys?
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A/n so this is pretty long but hey, I think it's funny so that's all that matters. I did this because I posted three chapters that are not in theme with the rest of the book and this was easy for me to write. So don't hate me pls, anyways I'll see y'all later bye~
By: Cass
Date: July 11th
Word count: 683