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Day 24: it's the most, horrible time of the year

A/n welcome to the 24th chapter! Jeez I really made it this far... welp! I'm giving myself a break! That's right! This'll be a shit post chapter! Why? Because I'm bored and I feel like it and it's my book! Jeez that sounded bitchy... anyways lets get started shall we?
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Nagisa: you know what's weird?

Karma: the fact that there are no religions made by white people? And that people think Jesus is white? He wouldn't have been white... if he was then that would have been the real miracle...

Nakamura : I was gonna say that people believe that a lot of the positive COVID test right now are false and that a lot of them are the flu. Even though they're two different viruses and the real reason is that people were getting lax with the restrictions because it's the holiday season so we say a giant spike in cases...

Kayano: I would have said that people genuinely believe that the earth is flat... that would literally kill us... like, we wouldn't be having this conversation if that were true. It would also mean no more time zones or seasons. Also we would all burn to death... or freeze to death... or lose all oxygen in places like Australia... or get cancer from UV rays...

Isogai: I thought the fact that Coca Cola made the image of Santa clause in 1931...

Nagisa: I was gonna say that penguins have knees but what the fuck guys?
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A/n so that was really just me flaunting some random facts I know... also I met someone who genuinely believes that the COVID cases are flu cases. No. They aren't. Because she thinks that the actual test, like, not the symptoms but the test itself is calling the flu Covid. No! You are wrong! Also if you're curious about the flat earth one... we would die because 1) since the gravitational pull is no longer going down into earth but would be the centre of the disk then that's where the gravity would pull oxygen... also the Ozone would be gone so we would no longer have its protection against the suns UV rays. Also with the sun if it was it's real size in this theory then we would burn. But if it was the size the theory says it is then we would freeze. The flat earth would have two and a half times the surface area of our real earth. We would only get one third of the regular sized sums energy which is not enough to live off of. So there's your science lesson for today. And if you believe in any of the conspiracy theories here... leave. And for Karmas it's just because of the place Jesus was born. Anyways I'll see y'all later bye~
By: Cass
Word count: 473