I'm not fucking sus you bitch

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A/n I played among us with some friends and these are some of my favourite things people said. Ps I'm Cashew (it's also an ever changing cast)
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Karma: I forget what I was heading to do but I do remember getting close before this meeting was called.

Next meeting.

Karma: I was in med bay and was 9 seconds away from completing that task.

Karma: excuse me as I scream into the void.

Nakamura who's the imposter: scream.

Karma: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nagisa: Karma is sus.
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Karma: how the fuck do I vote?
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Kayano: you'll all die if you vote me out.

Karma: that's kinda sus

Kayano was not the imposter but damm was she bad at not looking sus.
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Kayano: how'd you know I was the imposter?

Nagisa: it was the one round you didn't say "you'll all die if you vote me out"

Karma: the one round she was good at not acting sus.
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Karma: damm I'm dead.

Nagisa: no shit Sherlock I watched.
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Nagisa: why does everyone kill Okuda first?

Karma who killed her last round: no idea...

Kayano who killed her this round: poor her.
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Okuda: CAN I JUST FUCKING LIVE PAST THE FIRST ROUND!?!

Everyone: no.
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Karma: I have been voted off once when I was the imposter and I've only been killed once.

Nakamura: you've barely played tho... you've played like, five or so rounds.

Karma: when you say that it sounds much less impressive.
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Karma: gets killed* damm...
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Karma: Isogai is super sus

Isogai was the imposter

Karma: get better scrub
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Isogai: *is the only one to die so far*

Karma: it's Maehara

Maehara was the imposter
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Nakamura: quick! Surround Karma and peer pressure him into having an egg hat!

The waiting room has shut down due to inactivity

Nakamura: the peer pressure was too strong
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Nagisa:*calls emergency meeting*

Nakamura: no one has even died yet bro

Nagisa: I know, I'm the imposter

Nagisa was the imposter
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Kayano: Karma's kinda sus

Karma: just fucking kill me
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I hope you don't mind the shorter chapter, anyways I'll see y'all later bye~
By: Cass
Date finished: Oct 6th
Date published: Oct 14th
Word count: 360

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