falice oneshots

Feeling good

FP had been dragged to the local cabaret by his co-workers and was sat at the front table. He really didn't want to be there because he was tired and wasn't really into all that.

Suddenly the lights faded and a woman stepped out onto the stage just as Feeling Good came on by Michael Bublé. Her long, shiny legs stepped out in front of the curtain. As the beat dropped, she revealed herself. Her long blonde hair was free and she was wearing bright red lipstick. She seductively danced on the stage until she came out into the crowd.

She stared at FP who was mesmerised by her. She teased FP by walking over to him and sat on his lap. She leant into kiss him as the music reached it's crescendo and everyone watched in anticipation. But just as their lips were about to touch she got up from FP and went back onto stage.

She slowly went back behind the curtain with every limb having their own moment to say goodbye to the crowd.

The lights came back up and FP's co-workers stared at FP in awe.

"What did she feel like?"
"What did she smell like?"
"Did she say anything?"

His coworkers bombarded him with questions and all FP could do was keep staring at where the woman had gone behind the curtains.

FP got up from his seat and went outside to compose himself. Why was he so mesmerised he thought. Just as he was about to go back inside, he spotted the woman by the back door. He walked up to her and greeted her.

"Hey, quite a show you put on here." FP said.

"Thanks, I'm Alice by the way." She put out her hand and FP shook it but they held on for a little longer.

"FP." He said in order to introduce himself while staring intently into her ocean coloured eyes.

"I feel like I recognise you." Alice said studying FP's face.

"Oh, well, I work at the sheriff station. Had any run ins with the police?" FP joked.

"Well there was one time when I was 3 and this boy and I ran out of nursery and we were declared missing for a couple of hours-"

"But you were hiding in the ice cream van." FP finished.

"You were working then?!" Alice said.

"No, I was the boy you ran away with." FP said.

"Oh my god!!" Alice said "You know we said we were going to get married one day." She joked.

"Yeah until you kissed Billy." FP said and Alice laughed.

"You're still as beautiful as you were back then." FP said and Alice blushed.

"Take this." Alice said, handing FP a card with her number on. "Maybe you'll come back sometime."

"I would love to." FP replied.