Problems in the work place & New enemy (random chapter because i can)

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Malak:*bursts into the room*

Me:Malak? What's wrong?

Malak:*goes to the PA system*  I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!GOLD WATCHER YOURE A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

Y/n:*covering Agatha's ears*

Malak: HE INSULTED MY PRESSIOUS FAMILY! THATS RIGHT HE INSULTED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! THATS RIGHT HE OPENED HIS FUCKING MOUTH AND INSULTED MY FAMILY! AND HE SAID 'Y/n's jaw was This big' AND I SAID 'Thats untrue' SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT GOLD WATCHER, YOU GOT A ROMANTIC INTREST THE SIZE IF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER! AND HERES WHAT MY INTEREST LOOKS LIKE! THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL CURVES, ALL BEAUTY NO VANITY, LOOK AT THAT THEY LOOK LIKE THE BELLE OF THE BALL! HE INSULTED MY FAMILY SO GUESS WHAT?! IM GONNA FUCKIN' DESTROY HIS MANSION! THATS RIGHT HIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER DEMON POWERS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA USE IT ON HIS MANSION
...IM GOING BIGGER! IM GONNA FUCK HIS DIMENSION UP! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JUPITER?! I FUCKED UP THE GOLD WATCHER MANSION!

Me:*laughing my ass off*

Y/n:*confusion* what was in that wine...?

gold watcher:*completely dumbfounded*

???:what the hell did I just witness? Was master that badly drunk?

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Orchard.

(She's the next portal BTW will try to post the next Portal soon! Also feel free to ask me questions about her,I'm open to explaining anything about her.)

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