Chapter 9- Let's Do This Bitches!

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Would somebody like to explain to me why I'm floating right now?

No?

Alright then, guess I'll have to try my best to do it.

The U.A entrance exams are today, so, obviously, I had to go to U.A. I walked through the gates, and was making my way twords the giant doors, when I felt something, or someone, run into me. I was about to just do a front flip to regain my balance, but instead I am now floating.

What the fuck is life right now?

"I'm so sorry!" What?

I turn around-still in the air might I add- and come face to face with a rather cute female. She has short, brown hair with the two front pieces being longer then the rest, and matching eyes. She has pink ovals on her cheeks, as well as pads on the tips of her fingers. Most likely something to do with her quirk. From the looks of it, it has something to do with gravity.

She continues, "I ran into you, and, I mean, it would be bad luck if you fell, right? I may or may not have used my quirk on you without asking. I'm so sorry!" She waves her arms around frantically, and I laugh

"Don't worry about it, Pink Cheeks! Thank you for catching me, but do you think you could put me down now?" I say, getting into a position where I can easily land. She quickly nods and puts all five fingers from each hand together, quietly saying 'release' as I land on the ground.

"Sorry again!" Annnd she's gone.

What a great start to the day!

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I sit in the huge auditorium waiting for everyone else to stop wandering around the halls and get there asses in here already.

Okay, so I may be slightly salty. Why, you may ask?

Because the fucking Pomeranian is sitting next to me and hasn't stopped bitching since he got here. Even Hizashi, who has been in here the entire time, is getting pissed off at him.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TRYING OUT FOR THE HERO COURSE, DEKU!?"

I glance over to Hizashi, and, seeing that he's about to intervene, shake my head. The bitch wont shut up either way, so why should he get involved?

I also feel the need to mention that when I walked in, Hizashi had to bite his fist to stop himself from screaming. The reason? Because, and I fucking quote, "You can't see the the cute little freckles in the dark!"

Goddamn, just ruin my street cred why don't you!?

Hizashi steps back, still look up at us from his place by the doorway, and simply listens. If I had to guess, I would say he's probably trying to figure out how people normally treat me. Fucking stalker.

"I told you that you couldn't stop me." I reply smoothly. I didn't notice before, but knowing that if things go too far Hizashi would step in is kinda comforting.

"YOU FUCKING QUIRKLESS WANNABE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!? YOU'RE UNWANTED!" I flinch, but don't avert my eyes. I see Hizashi's face morph into one of anger and recognition in my peripheral vision, and the people around us start to pay attention at the word 'quirkless'.

"HEY DANDELION!" Hizashi is now my new favorite person. Not only did he call bakubitch a dandelion, but he used his quirk so everyone could hear it.

He doesn't respond to him, apparently not recognizing that he was the one being addressed. Which, might I just add, is kinda fucking ironic! I don't think this bitch has ever not used a nickname for somebody, but when he gets called one he doesn't recognize it!? The fuck!?

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