OKAYOKAYOKAY B U T Aliens that only have mates to reproduce. Once every couple of moons they find their partner, do the do, and then find a completely different one next cycle. Imagine these aliens being confused about the human concept of marriage -"You stay with them for life"- and not understanding that while yes, Intaquk, you are very attractive, but I am married so no I will not be your mate this season.
Imagine Valentines Day rolling around and one of a crews' humans is felling sad and the aliens are like, "yo r u okay should we feed u or something is this natural" and the human "just kinda bummed I don't have a valentines" and after a bit of research of the holiday, one of the aliens get down on one knee and offers the human a small rock like "I heard these... Proposals are common in human culture?" AND THE HUMAN JUST STARTS SMILING AND TAKES THE PEBBLE LIKE "thank you Fruiyo" AND THE OTHER HUMANS AROUND START GUSHING OVER HOW ADORABLE THE SCENE WAS. THE ALIENS PICK UP ON HOW THESE PROPOSALS MAKE THE HUMANS ELATED, THEREFORE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE ARE PROPOSED TO WITHING THE MONTH.
YOU ARE READING
Humans Are Space Orcs
Science FictionHumans are Space Orc stories/threads from Tumblr, Reddit and many other sources. I own NOTHING! NADA! NOT A SINGLE THING! Unless specified in the beginning of the individual chapter. If you have a request to a specific story, PM me a link. Enjoy! P...
