Take Me Or Leave Me

Angry Megan

So here's what you missed last week... 

Quinn's pregnant and everyone thinks Finn's the father when really it's Puck, but Quinn thinks he's a Lima loser and doesn't want anything to do with him.  Megan and Mike nearly kissed but didn't and now Meg is trying to avoid him because you know...it's awkward.  Also, Kurt told everyone he's gay, including his dad, who was actually kind of cool about it.

And that's what you missed on GLEE!
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It had been a day since me and Mike nearly kissed but he seemed fine, so if he's going to play cool, I'm going to play cool.

"All right, guys. We're doing a new number for Sectionals. I know that pop songs have sort of been our signature pieces, but I did a little research on past winners, and it turns out that the judges like songs that are more accessible. Stuff they know. Uh, standards, Broadway." Mr Schue told us in the choir room.

"'Defying Gravity'? I have an iPod shuffle dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing." Kurt said excitedly. Trust me, I've heard him sing it and he is amazing!

"Think you can handle it, Rachel?" Oh no...

"It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone." Rachel beamed as Kurt happy face fell faster then I would punch Rachel right now.

"Why do we have to go all vanilla on this song? See, what we need is my chocolate thunder." Mercedes smiled.

"Okay, we don't have time to rearrange a song for you, Mercedes. Rachel is singing it. Don't worry, we'll find something for you to dip in chocolate." Mr S said making us all giggle.

"On to item two. The school won't pay for the special bus we need to take Artie and his wheelchair with us to sectionals." He continued.

"W-w-what?!"

"That's completely unfair."

"This is crazy!" I shouted.

"So we're going to have to raise money to pay for it ourselves. See, when I was in glee club, and we needed new silk cummerbunds for regionals, we held a bake sale."

"You're joking, right? I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie." Santana said.

"So hip people stopped eating delicious sugary treats?"

"It's not that? It's most of us? Don't know how to bake? I find ... recipes confusing." Brittany said in her sweet, quite voice.

"My family is fully committed to takeout." Rachel said.

"Yeah, Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework and football and teen pregnancy ... lunch." Finn listed.

"Can't Artie's dad just take him?"

"I can't believe how insensitive you're all being. Are you a team?" Mr S asked. 

"Of course. But Artie understands, don't you, Artie?" Quinn asked.

"Oh... Of course. I-It's cool. Anything that takes away our time from rehearsing doesn't serve the team." Artie lied.

"Artie you don't really mean that." I told him.

"Yes I do. Really it's fine."

Before I could say anything else, the bell rang and everyone left apart from me and Artie who was trying to do his shoelaces.

"Let me help you out." I offered, he gave me a look but I just ignored it and did it my way.

"Thanks. That was pretty cool." He pointed to his shoe.