Take Me Or Leave Me

Hello!

 So here's what's happened on Glee, if you live in a cave, or just got out of prison.

Will took over the Glee Club, and at first they were terrible, but then they got kind of good. Quinn got pregnant and said it was Finn's, but really it was Puck's. And Will's wife Terri said she was pregnant, but she was just scared that Will liked Emma. And then they kissed. Rachel loves that she and Finn are the glee club's new power couple, but he seems a little weird about it. Mike and Meg finally got together because Mike got over his weird fear of people making fun of him for dating Meg, even though Megan gets made fun of like every day. And Sue tried to throw sectionals but they won anyway, which is pretty exciting . 

And that's what you missed on GLEE!

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I love my life! After sectionals, I felt like a new women. I have Mike, I haven't had a slushy in the face today and my opinion on Rachel has definitely improved!

"Hey, babe, looking good!" Mercedes smiled at me, now walking next to me as we traveled down the halls of our high school.

"I'm feeling good, Mercedes." I smiled back. "I feel like since we won sectionals, everybody's looking at us with more respect."

"We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga." Kurt said now also joining us.

"Get used to it, guys, we're stars now, on par with all the jocks and popular kids; oh it's the dawn of a new era here at McKinley, and we are going to rule this school!" Mercedes smiled widely, me and Kurt following her good mood; which was short lived when those jerks threw slushies at us! 

"Ooh, welcome to Losertown!" Karofsky mocked as another football player finished saying, 'Population you!"

"Okay... maybe nothing has changed." I said, shaking a bit from the cold drink.

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After we got the slushies off us, we all when to our glee meeting and took a seat.

"Hello." Mr Shue said, pointing to the drawing of a stick man saying hello on the white board.

"Hello?" He asked now seeing as all a bit confused.

"Hello." We all answered back, some more enthusiastic then others.

"What do you guys say when you answer the phone?" Mr Shue asked again.

"What up?" Mercedes replied.

"Who dis be?" Artie said.

"What ya want?" I said.

"No, she's dead, this is her son." Kurt finished with a...odd response.

"O-kay. Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, liked to say, "ahoy, ahoy" when he answered the phone. It was Edison who decided that "hello" was a more appropriate greeting." Our teacher told us. "Look. I am really proud of what you guys did at sectionals. But, as most of you have realized by now, it hasn't made a bit of difference in your day-to-day at school."

"I have a slushie-stained white sweater to prove it." I said angrily.

"Fact is, we're going to have to be better, even more spectacular at regionals. It's time for some reinvention, some new, New Directions. We need a new ... hello. Here's your assignment for the week: Come up with a fresh number, but it has to have "hello" in the song title. Alright?" Mr S finished as the bell rang.

"Hey girlfriend." Mike smiled at me, linking our arms together.

"Hey boyfriend." I said back. "How's life going now you're dating the disabled girl?"