Take Me Or Leave Me

Like A Virgin

"Can I ask you guys something private?" Rachel asked us all, and when I say that I mean just us girls.

"Yes, you should move to Israel." Santana said next to me on a chair in the choir room.

"It's about dating. Not that I'm dating anyone. We all know that Finn and I are no longer an item, and for the sake of the team, I broke up with Jesse. But let's just say I was dating someone."

"Were you and Finn ever really a item?" I asked which got a glare from Rach. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Mr Schu come in the room.

"Let's just say, hypothetically, we went to a Wiggles concert last Friday night, and then because my dads weren't home, we went up to my room and started making out. It was erotic and romantic. And then he said...let's do it." She admitted.

"It? As in...'it'?" I asked thinking of the thing she was probably talking about.

"Yes." 

"What if then he got really crabby and left, and didn't even take home the Care Bear I won him playing Skee Ball?"

"Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby." Qinn

"I just want to be ready; I know I'm getting older, and these things are going to happen someday, but how do I stop a guy from getting mad at me for saying "no"?" 

"Just do what I do. Never say no." Santana gave that very bad advise.

"Oh, totally. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? Sorry, Quinn."Brittany added.

"That's not a good thing to do, you know that right?" I scolded them, putting my arms over my chest.

"Can't imagine you saying no." Tana smirked at me.

"Look, girl, don't ask me. The last guy I liked was the mayor of gaytown. And I can't wait to get a guy mad at me for saying no." Mercedes said.

"You know that's my brother, right?"

"Sorry Meg but...it's the truth." She answered.

"We just have to accept that guys don't care about our feelings. Like, the other day, I was walking with Artie..." Tina began talking about when the two were walking down the halls and he started telling Tina that they could date if she changed herself like her clothes, make-up, hair and she should wear tighter clothing!

"That's got to sting." Rachel said sadly at her.

"And it's disgusting, I'll talk to him." I told her patting her shoulder.

"What about you Megan? Your dating Mike, right?" Tina asked me.

"Yeah and we're...great."

"You hesitated when you said great." Rachel observed.

"Fine. I'm really happy we're together and stuff but for the last week he's been...pushy."

"What you mean pushy?" Mercedes asked.

"I haven't told Kurt about us because Mike's my first boyfriend and i know he'll go crazy so I'm just waiting for the right time to tell him but Mike keeps telling me to just tell him and then I say no and then he gets all mad and stuff and just keeps telling me to tell him and then just ends up leaving the room we're in. I know it's not that bad but sometimes I just feel like he doesn't respect my feelings."

"I'm sorry Meg, and your not crazy." Tina reassured me.

"...I never said I was crazy." I told her to which she looked a bit scared at her mistake.

"Hey, guys. I'm sorry to interrupt your little sorority, but I couldn't help but overhearing. Are you really having that much boy trouble?" Mr Shue interrupted.