Take Me Or Leave Me

Talk with Santana...again

So here's what's happened on Glee.

 Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline so he could date Rachel, so now he's part of the Glee Club. And they're the new power couple. Previous power couples? Rachel and Finn. Also, Rachel and Puck. Will still has a crush on Emma. But he hasn't divorced Terri yet and he made out with the coach of Vocal Adrenaline. Speaking about dating, Mike and Megan are still going strong but Meg has something with Santana but she saw her and Brittany on a date and is super heartbroken but she doesn't know why. And Sue? Still just kind of angry about everything.

 And that's what you missed on GLEE!

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"What's so funny?" Finn asked Kurt, Artie, Tina, Mercedes and me as we watched Sue singing and dancing to Physical on my laptop, followed by Rachel and her boyfriend... Who I still think is really hot.

"You aren't watching the video of me falling off stage at my first Tiny Tots beauty pageant?" Rach asked.

"Not everything is about you Barry." I said annoyed.

"That was Carrot-Top funny compared to this comedic tour de force."  Kurt said through a laugh.

"That's Olivia Newton-John's Physical. It was pretty groundbreaking subject matter at the time considering its depiction of fluid sexuality." Jesse observed.

Am I the only one who's getting a bit of a gay vibe of this guy?

"Oh, my G-" Mercedes said while laughing.

"Wait, wait. That's not Olivia Newton-John. That's-That's Sue Sylvester." Finn relised, pointing at the screen.

"Oh yes it is." I giggled.

"I can tell you that I certainly did not steal it from her locked file cabinet yesterday when she sent me back to her office to get her hormone replacement injection during Cheerios practice." Kurt said before, once again, braking into a laugh.

"Wait. Did she just do the Cabbage Patch?" Artie asked, making us laugh more.

"I'm posting this on YouTube." Finn announced before Rachel stopped him. 

"No, no, wait, wait. Do you think that's a good idea? She might kill us." Rachel warned us. 

"Oh, let her get a taste of some of the humiliation she put us through." I yelled over the video and laughter. 

"I'm with Finn. You guys need to stop being such asses and start being badasses." Jesse told us next to Rachel.

"Ten bucks it goes viral by lunch." Finn smirked, posting the video as Artie and I mocked Sue's dancing.

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"Who did it?" Mr Schuster asked us in disappointment because of the glee list. It was a list that told us who was hot and wasn't, and I wasn't even on the list. So...yeah that made my day worst. "This is serious. Principal Figgins is threatening to disband the club."

"Why are we playing this game? We all know it was Puck." Santana told us like it was a well known fact.

"Back off. I didn't do squat." Puck said in defense.

"Then why is your girlfriend first on the Glist?" Tina asked.

"And why am I last? Aside from the fact that I refused to put out for you." Rachel said angrily.

"I didn't do it. And if I did, I would have put Megan on the list."

"Hey!" Mike shouted in a protective way, putting a arm around me, who looked like I just seen a ghost. The biggest player thinks I'm hot? This is new...