Deidara x Reader (Love is a bang)

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The next morning when you woke up, you didn't want to get up at all. You looked up as you saw Hidan walk towards you "wake up you fucking lazyass" he yelled and you sighed. "There goes my innocence that never existed" you muttered angrily before patting the dust away from your cloak.

Hiden grinned at you and wrapped his arms around your waist. You clicked your tongue in anger before you gracefully twirled away and walked towards Kazuku. "Where to?" You asked without paying any attention to Hidan who was angrily cursing. "The Fire temple" he said before he began to walk. You followed closely behind, casting Hidan a small glance. He was complaining. "What if the stupid kyūbi isn't at the fire temple?" He asked. You then eyed Kazuku. It was a good question. "Then we'll go to the next place" he responded.

You sighed, every moment you were with Hidan a brain cell died. You made a bitter expression as you kept on walking. You eyed the bird on your wrist and began to play around with it "is that Deidara's?" A voice tumbled close to your ear and you rubbed the bridge of your nose. "Yes." You breathe and glare at Hidan. "Don't be such an ass" Hidan told you and you just glared at him. "You forced your fingers onto me and then planned to do a ritual on me WHILE you touched me. Who wouldn't be an ass? I'm not a sadist or a masochist like you." You snapped at him, as quietly as possible though. "You fucking-" he said before he grinned.

Your heart dropped when you saw him smirk. He was just mad. You tried to walk ahead but Hidan grabbed you and pulled you back. "I think Deidara's ego is rubbing off of you." He purred. "I really wish it was so I couldn't think negatively of myself" you told him and he just bit his lip. You then paused. No matter how you act, it'll technically turn this creep on. Hard to get, angry and snappy? Hell he'll try harder. Kind? He'll think your interested. This man couldn't take a hint.

You dragged him along as he held onto your arms. You didn't have time for this. You had to get that stupid Kyūbi and get away from him. You jerked up as you felt him bite and lick your neck. He was clearly testing your limits. You grunted softly when he found your sensitive stop and attacked you there. "Get off of me, Hidan" you whispered, biting your tongue as you tried to restrain from making any lewd noises. "I don't like you like that" you said, trying to push him away. "Hidan I will scream if you don't move" you said, irritated as your skin began to heat up.

"I'd rather be sacrificed than this crap" you said. "We can do both of you like" Hidan said as his teeth sank deeper. You flinched before gathering chakra to your fist. "Hidan" you growled softly, ready to punch him. "I'm reserved by a cute terrorist so go away" you warned, trying your best not to melt or make loud noises. You eyed Kakuzu who silently kept on walking. You yelped in surprise as Hidan licked your neck before pulling away. You placed a finger on your neck and wiped away the wetness. You eyed your finger and saw blood. "Oh hell" you grumbled. "You asshole" you glared at Hidan "shut the fuck up" he responded as he licked his lips. "I'll shut up when you die." You snapped before you bent down, grabbed dirt and threw it at his face. He managed to block only some of the dirt as you ran to the front of Kakuzu who just eyed you. You stopped as you saw stairs.

"Is it here?" You asked Kakuzu who nodded in response. You jumped up the stairs with ease before eyeing the temple gate and running forward. You grabbed a spare bag Deidara gave you before you stuffed your hands into the bag of clay and threw some at the gate. You made hand signs before releasing fire and wind from both hands and the thick walls exploded. You smirked before you began to walk into the gates. You heard panicked yelling and pulled out a kunai. "This might actually be fun" you chuckle as Kakuzu and Hidan catch up to you. Hidan slowly pulled out his triple bladed scythe with a smile. You stayed in the back. You were just here to be an aid in case of an emergency.

Another man came out and you eyed him. He was clearly stronger than the others who backed away. "Hidan, keep cautious. You'll die if not." Kazuku said simply. "Don't fucking tell me that" Hidan snapped before he ran forward but the other man's jutsu knocked them both back. "I'll handle this person" Hidan yelled, smirking before he ran forward. Hidan slashed his scythe down the man with ease and killed him. Kakuzu walked forward and eyed the man. "This person is worth a lot of money." Kakuzu said "let's go trade him in for money" he said before he picked the man up. You blinked and eyed Hidan who had little wounds. You knew how he worked and grabbed a needle and a thread. You eyed Hidan "alright, hold on" you murmured as you grabbed his arm which had the biggest wound. You ran the needle through his skin and began to stitch the wound shut. Hidan had a mocking grin the whole time. "Please stop looking at me like that" you sighed.