Deidara x Reader (Love is a bang)

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You walked up to the cashier and placed down money. "The usual?" The feeble looking woman asked you. "Yeah, two of the usual set" you said. You felt Sasuke tap on your shoulder and you turned. Sasuke silently looked out the door and you followed his gaze. Suddenly, you felt the presence of others.

"Anbu?" You whispered the question. "Yeah, probably" he grumbled, placing his hand on his katana. "Don't damage the store" you told him and he slowly turned to you, with a neutral face. "Why do you care about the store so much." He asked. "Because I like food. Please leave me some fun while I pick up the food" you smiled playfully. Sasuke scoffed af you before he left the store.

As you took the food, the anbu walked into the store. "What the actual hell, Sasuke?" You hissed under your breath. "Uh, would you possibly have an emergency exit?" You questioned. "No, but I wouldn't mind if you beat the crap out of those people" the grandma smiled. You nearly choked on air at her words. "Hold on- pardon?" You said, not believing your ears. "Beat the living crap outta them, sweetie! I'd love some drama in my life. Anybody who makes my best customer feel uncomfortable is worth a painful death" She smiled.

"Whoah- a badass grandma. I love it, yeah." you chuckled before pulling out your strings. You threw it all over the place before grabbing a snake figure and tossing it behind you. The snake slowly began to slither around the area. As you released a sigh, one of the anbu suddenly moved behind you. You slid your leg backwards before kicking up, managing to harshly kick the anbu in the crotch. As the anbu winced in pain, you turned and wrapped your strings around the anbu's arms, making it tight and threatening to cut his arms off. You turned and saw the old woman, smiling, looking entertained.

You chuckled at the sight before you turned to the other anbu. The snake from earlier dropped from the ceiling and wrapped around the anbu's neck. You turned away from that anbu and heard a bone crack. "Well, I'm hungry and you ruined my lunch so" you huffed quietly. "I guess this is what we call karma" you smiled and threw clay under the under before slicing the anbu's arms off. All the blood fell onto the clay and the anbu shrieked in pain. You grabbed the collar of the anbu's shirt and dragged him out before throwing him onto the ground. You peeked your head back into the store and held up the food you bought "thank you!" You quickly said before exiting the store to find Sasuke. "That idiot" you growled as you saw him sitting on the back of a dead anbu. "Your food." You said as you tossed him one bag. Sasuke caught the bag and threw his katana right past you.

The katana cut a small clump if your hair off, followed by a scream. You glared at Sasuke. "The Uchiha family seems to love team kill" you growled as you turned and looked at the katana that was pierced into the anbu's back. He was probably trying to crawl away. You yawned as you pulled out a dango and put it in your mouth. "Alright, lets go back" you said before hopping onto your bird, followed by Sasuke.

The journey home was completely quiet. You entered the cave and blinked as you saw Madara run towards you. Madara- running? No. This is Tobi. "Hi Tobi" you smiled sweetly. "Hi Y/N!" Tobi jumped up and down. You chuckled before grabbing another dango and handing one to Tobi. "Here, you can have one" you told him "consider yourself lucky though, I rarely give anybody my food and I'll rip your face off if you take my food without my consent." You said. Tobi slowly nodded before taking the dango from you and sitting down. "Tobi loves Y/N! Thank youu!" He hummed before giving you a hug. Your face turned red and you giggled. "No problem, Tobi"

You lightly pat his head and looked up. You were tired for some reason. Maybe tired of life? Who knows. You leaned onto Tobi and closed your eyes. Who cared about dignity and manners at this point. You let out a soft sigh as you pushed away your negative thoughts, smiling as Tobi softly hummed while eating his dango and pat your head softly. You drifted off into sleep, unable to keep yourself awake for any longer. Tobi could wake you up anyways.