Me: Are you ready? We're playing a game called Ships: Sail It OR Sink It and telling your OTP!
Sally: I'm ready.
Paul: Me too.
Me: Awesome! Let's start! First ship is is... Frazel!
Frank & Hazel: *blush*
Sally: Oh my gods! This ship is so cute! Percy and Annabeth brought their friends to the house after the war, and-
Paul: They are so innocent!
Sally: They could kill you innocently and you wouldn't even know! You would be drowning in their innocence because they are so sweet!
Percy: Careful Mom, your fangirl is showing.
Sally: Percy! You fanboy Frazel every day, so I can do whatever I want!
Me: Sailing it... Very good choice. I sail it myself!
Sally & Paul: SAIL IT!!
Me: Okay, okay. Next up is... Solangelo!
Nico & Will: *blush*
Sally: *starts sobbing* Nico came to me after the war and told me about his crush on Percy. I told him it was fine, and he started calling me "Aunt Sally." And he told me all about Will! Oh, I ship it! SAIL!
Paul: Sally's right. That ship needs to sail.
Me: It is sailing.
Paul: I knew that.
Me: Next is-
Leo: Caleo! When are you going to say it?
Me: *glares at Leo* I was going to say it if you hadn't interrupted me! We're doing Caleo now.
Leo: Fine. And Caleo is AWESOME!
Sally: Leo, we're supposed to react to it. Not you.
Leo: Sorry Aunt Sally. I got excited.
Calypso: Overexcited.
Sally: Anyways, I sail it. It's just too cute!
Paul: I agree with Sally. Caleo rocks!
Me: Great! Next is... Jasper!
Piper & Jason: *blush*
Paul: They're nice. I ship it.
Sally: Yes, it's a nice pairing!
Me: So you're sailing it. It's hard to not sail it. Next is...
Sally: Now will you do Percabeth?
Me: Fine. Percabeth. And I was going to do it.
Percy & Annabeth: *blushes*
Sally: *takes a deep breath* Okay, I SHIP IT! THAT SHIP IS SAILING AND NO ONE SHIPS IT MORE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!
Paul: She's crazy about that ship and I TOTALLY SHIP IT TOO!!!!
Percy: Are you really Sally Jackson and Paul Blofis? You're acting like someone else...
Sally: Percy! Are you saying you don't recognize your own mother?
Percy: *blushes* No! Just....I've never seen you like that before.
Sally: Percy, you know the book that I'm writing?
Percy: Um... yeah?
Sally: It's about your adventures and most importantly.......Percabeth!
Percy & Annabeth: *blushing furiously*
Me: If you're done blushing, can we continue?
Sally: PERCABETH!!!
Piper: PERCABETH!!!
Sally & Piper: PERCABETH!!!
Me: Yikes.
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