I've seen a theory in which 2020 sucks because we officially demoted the planet named after your Roman counter part a dwarf planet. And now you have unleashed your rage upon the world. Is that true?
Hades: Very well.
Pluto: Let me answer! I'm the one they're talking about anyways.
Hades: You! Go away! They've asked me the question!
Pluto: But they're talking about me!
Hades: The question is addressed to me!
Me: Er, could you, you know, just answer the question and argue later? Thanks Lord Hades/Pluto.
Pluto: Yes! So you know, I would like to say I placed this wrath on the world, but-
Hades: I would never! All these extra people dying! Do you know how much the lines are getting bigger? All the staff is demanding a pay raise!
Pluto: -sadly, I did not.
Me: Then who did?
Hades: If I knew that, they would have been rotting in Tartarus, don't you think?
Me: Um-
Pluto: I wish I did it.
Hades: I WILL CURSE WHOEVER DID IT!!!
Me: So, I think that makes is clear that neither Hades nor Pluto did it.
Pluto: I TOLD YOU I WISH I DID!!
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