Clarisse: What are you talking about? I don't have any fears.
Jake: Stop lying Clarisse. We all know that's false.
Clarisse: Shut up Mason jar!
Me: You know Clarisse, Apollo is the god of truth. So his children have a very good idea about what's the truth and what's the lie and I can bring Will, Kayla and Austin-
Apollo: Did someone call me?
Me: Um, O Great Apollo! You-
Apollo: I know what you were going to say. "O Great Apollo! You flatter me, my lord!"
Me: Um, actually, I didn't-
Apollo: I feel a haiku coming on!
Apollo helps kids
The marvelous Apollo
Everyone loves him
Will: Dad, what are you doing here?
Kayla: Also, that haiku was aw-
Apollo: I know! Awesome, right?
Kayla: I was going to say awful, not awesome but what are you doing here?
Austin: Yeah, don't you have better things to do, like driving your sun chariot?
Apollo: Yes, but someone called me! The Awesome Apollo! That is me, dears, and I do not ignore people who worship me!
Me: When did I-?
Apollo: *makes another haiku*
Me: *sighs* Why-
Clarisse: THIS IS MY QUESTION STEALERS!!! *attacks everyone*
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