🎵You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl🎵
-Billy Joel
Hunter's pov:
My day started off fucking amazing.
I woke up to Sierra snoring on top on me on the couch.
Spent a few minutes with Lacey, bring a brat as usual, but it was fun.
The birds were chirping and the cold wind was blowing.
Yet all of that happiness went down the drain when Junaid and Markus opened their fucking mouths and spewed their bullshit story about last night in front of the other guys.
"You guys get paid to work, not fucking gossip around you morons." I groan, wanting to send all of them back to their mothers, crying like some pussies.
Ignoring me, Caleb, one of the workers- or laughing stupid hyena- tries to calm down and speak between his hiccups.
It was a good thing that there wasn't any major work.
"Do it again! How eager was he to get out of the house? Do the face again Mark!" He shouts over the laughs of every other guy.
Mark being Mark, drags Junaid forward telling him to act as Grams and then grabs Caleb's arm.
"Oh Grams, excuse us for a moment. I really need to get my fucking boner gone, we might end up getting on with it all night so please don't stay up late. My dumbass is being tolerated by this sexy woman and I don't want to keep her waiting any longer." He sighs dramatically, pulling Caleb away as he runs like some weirdo flower girl jumping around.
"And then-and then Granny is just standing there like she's seen or heard something so horrifying and she's just gaping at them running away like," Junaid laughs, doing his best to keep his face straight and slowly into disgust.
"Remember to use protection kids."
I roll my eyes at this, "You fucking loonies, you both know that isn't what happened." I growl.
Sure I get a boner every time she's with me but that doesn't mean I'm making her give me fucking blowjob whenever we're alone. She doesn't need that right now.
"She-she needed some....some stuff." I cough.
"What kind of stuff boss? A condom and your dick?" That idiot, Jacob, wiggles his eyebrows and jumps back before I could slap his head.
"She needed some," I clear my throat, this was embarrassing. I made that excuse up but I wasn't going to just end up spilling it all that she was on her 'period'. "Some womanly....things."
That was enough to make everyone stop laughing immediately.
"Well, at least we know she isn't pregnant and you're doing it safe." Some idiot speaks up, making everyone laugh again.
I'm working with idiots. I'm stuck with idiots.
My eyes found themselves glancing at the clock again, checking to see when I'd be on my break- or the break I take on my own- so I can get back home for a few minutes.
"This, mes enfants laids, is Hunter King in his natural habitat with his thoughts being consumed by certain lady of his." Junaid says, as all the guys get in front of my fucking face like I'm some stripper they're so infatuated with.
"Be careful though, he will snap if you get any closer to him. For your own safety, take two or more steps back, mes infants ladies." Markus tells them, proudly smiling, and they all take a step back when I look at them bored.
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Downtown Boy
Romance"You've said it before, you would rather something worse than want me." I murmur back, it felt so good. Not him, the feeling. Don't laugh. "I have, haven't I?" by the song: Uptown girl
