Opposite Day

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Cloudtail: Oh hi Brightheart!

Brightheart: Hello my darling cloudtail

Cloudtail: I hate the pattern you have on you. It's so spotty and ugly

Brightheart: WHAT DID YOU SAY, CLOUDTAIL????????????????

Cloudtail: *Repeats the sentence*

Brightheart: *Kills Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: (last words) Brightheart... I hate you... *dies*

Firestar: Brightheart, what did you do?

Brightheart: Cloudtail said he hated me, so i killed him, of course

Firestar: You just killed ur mate

Brightheart: So?

Firestar: its opposite day

Brightheart: (-_-)

*Thunderclan stares at Brightheart* 

Brightheart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I forgot......................................

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