Cloudtail: Oh hi Brightheart!
Brightheart: Hello my darling cloudtail
Cloudtail: I hate the pattern you have on you. It's so spotty and ugly
Brightheart: WHAT DID YOU SAY, CLOUDTAIL????????????????
Cloudtail: *Repeats the sentence*
Brightheart: *Kills Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: (last words) Brightheart... I hate you... *dies*
Firestar: Brightheart, what did you do?
Brightheart: Cloudtail said he hated me, so i killed him, of course
Firestar: You just killed ur mate
Brightheart: So?
Firestar: its opposite day
Brightheart: (-_-)
*Thunderclan stares at Brightheart*
Brightheart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I forgot......................................

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