Firestar: Let all clans old enough to catch their own prey join here beneath the Highrock for a clan meeting!
Cloudtail: You mean all cats. Not all clans... Right?
Firestar: Nope! I called for all the clans!
Other clans: *arrives and squeezes into the clearing.*
ShadowClan: *squeezes into the elders den*
Mousefur: GIVE THIS THUNDERCLAN ELDER SOME SPACE!
ShadowClan: *shrugs*
Mousefur: ANNOYING SHADOWCLAN! I ALWAYS DISLIKED YOU! EVEN BLACKSTAR! HE WAS A FOLLOWER OF TIGERSTAR, AND THAT EVIL THINYMAJIGY KILLED RUNNINGWIND!
Blackstar: Hey! *Kills Mousefur*
All cats: *stare at them for a moment, then begin the Great War of the clans*
Firestar: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All cats: ....................................................................................................................................
Firestar: This is awkward...
All cats: *Begin fighting once more*
Firestar: This is too awkward.
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Warrior cat spoofs
FanfictionTitle says it all! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE TITLE IS NOT MY ART
