Adderfang's Unusual Fang

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Adderfang: *sitting alone in camp looking dejected with adder bites all over him*

Cloudtail: what's wrong adderfang?

Adderfang: *shakes head*

Cloudtail: adderfang? Can you talk?

Adderfang: *gets really angry and opens his mouth*

Adderfang: *an adder comes out of a hole where his fangs should be, and bites Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: ouch! Everyone! Adderfang bites!

Adderfang: *shakes his head*

ThunderClan: *all stare at adderfang*

Birchkit: He's dangerous!

Ferncloud: *nods approvingly*

Ferncloud: adderfang will you be my mate and protect my last kit?

Dustpelt: *o*

Adderfang: *looks at dustpelt*

Dustpelt: *is so angry that the punches open a rock*

Ferncloud: see? Anger problems.

Adderfang: *nods*

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