Adderfang: *sitting alone in camp looking dejected with adder bites all over him*
Cloudtail: what's wrong adderfang?
Adderfang: *shakes head*
Cloudtail: adderfang? Can you talk?
Adderfang: *gets really angry and opens his mouth*
Adderfang: *an adder comes out of a hole where his fangs should be, and bites Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: ouch! Everyone! Adderfang bites!
Adderfang: *shakes his head*
ThunderClan: *all stare at adderfang*
Birchkit: He's dangerous!
Ferncloud: *nods approvingly*
Ferncloud: adderfang will you be my mate and protect my last kit?
Dustpelt: *o*
Adderfang: *looks at dustpelt*
Dustpelt: *is so angry that the punches open a rock*
Ferncloud: see? Anger problems.
Adderfang: *nods*

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Warrior cat spoofs
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