Firestar: hey Onestar?
Onestar : what?
Firestar: WindClan's not the best clan y'know.....
Onestar: So.......?
Firestar: So I'd only give it: Onestar. Get it?
Onestar: oh I get it alright! *sucker punches Firestar in the face*
Firestar: *falls dead*
Brambleclaw: woo hoo! Now I can finally be leader!

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Warrior cat spoofs
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