Warrior cat spoofs

Time to shine

Squirrelflight: Now, for the competitors, Ashfur and Brambleclaw! 

Ashfur: *Glares at Brambleclaw*

Brambleclaw: *Glares at Ashfur*

Squirrelflight: Your subject will be... 

Audience: *Silent*

Squirrelflight: Hm... let's see.............. Who loves me more!

Audience: *Cheers*

Judge(Firestar): Ashfur, you have two minutes. *Pulls out a timer and sets it*

Ashfur: Good. Let's get things right. I, the mighty ash-fur coloured cat, loves Squirrelflight. 

Squirrelflight: *Stares*

Judge: ...And?

Ashfur: What 'and'? There's no more 'ands'. I'm done.

Squirrelflight: Okay... *Slowly nods head*

Judge: Brambleclaw. 

Brambleclaw: I, mighty Brambleclaw, loves Squirrelflight for her curiosity, her jokes, and her delicious cupcake scent. 

Squirrelflight: Ok that is just weird but you win cause for some reason it made more sense to me.

Audience: *Cheers* 

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Brambleclaw: Sure. I don't have any cash on me just now. Credit card?

Ashfur: *Freezes*