Hollyleaf: Follow the warrior code!
Never never not follow it!
Make sense of every bit!
Follow the warrior code!
Only kill of you need to!
That's just something you have to do!
Follow the warrior code!
I have two brothers!
And we're the three!
(Even though I don't have powers!)
*bows in the cat way*
ThunderClan: * applaud *
Firestar: next up, Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: I am good at fighting!
Nothing can ever beat me!
Not even my mate!
Cinderheart: hey!
Lionblaze: I know it doesn't rhyme, but it's all I came up with,
So here's one sentence,
That rhymes a little! :
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, merry Christmas Eve!
I hope Santa claws doesn't get tired with all the presents he has to heave!
*bows in the cat way*
ThunderClan: * applaud*
Sandstorm: where did he get the lyrics from jingle bells!?
Firestar: next; Jayfeather!!
Jayfeather: Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I can't seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eye twitches and explodes*
ThunderClan: *silence*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cat spoofs
FanfictionTitle says it all! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE TITLE IS NOT MY ART
