Rockstar

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*At a gathering...*

Tallstar: ...and that is all we have to report. *Steps back*

Everycat: *looks at the thunderclan leader*

Mistyfoot: Where's Firestar? 

Rockstar: I kicked him out

Cats: *Gasp*

Dustpelt:  Rockstar is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Firestar! 

Cats: how?

ThunderClan: *Shares the same smirk on their faces*

Graystripe: Cue the music!

*Random rock music starts playing out of nowhere*

Rockstar: *An electric guitar appears in front of him* *puts on extra hair to from a mohawk*

Rockstar: *Starts playing along with the rock music* 

Everycat: *Stares at him in awe* 

Unborn hollyleaf from starclan: TWOLEG RUBBISH IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squirrelflight: Lets get this party started!

Everycat except Mistyfoot: *Starts dancing around and singing and there is flashing lights plush all the cats have put on their party hats from nowhere*

Mistyfoot: Guys! This is a GATHERING! NOT A PARTY BECAUSE OF SOME TWOLEG TRASH!!!!!!

Cats: *Doesnt hear Mistyfoot*

Mistyfoot: *Facepaw, facepaw, facepaw* Mind: Why are all these cats so idiotic????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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