*one day a ThunderClan patrol meets with a WindClan one...*
Onestar at Firestar: FIRESTAR! I DETECT THUNDERCLAN SCENT ON THIS BLADE OF GRASS!!! AND I DECLARE WAR!!
Onestar: *points at a blade of dried yellow grass*
Firestar: um, onestar, that doesn't count; you have to be fully on the territory, not just on a blade of..... of... dried grass....
Onestar: WHATEVER! I DONT ACTUALLY CARE!!!
Onestar: jumps on Firestar and squishes him to death
ThunderClan patrol: now your on OUR territory, and killing our leader...
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Warrior cat spoofs
FanfictionTitle says it all! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE TITLE IS NOT MY ART
