Jayfeather: *clutching his stick* Oh, I'll love you forever, my mysterious stick that contains a lot of things from the past.
Hollyleaf: Being mates with a stick is against the warrior code!
Jayfeather: Well, there isn't a rule about it! And you don't even have a special power!
Hollyleaf: well I'm not blind!
Jayfeather: Arrrrrrrhh! *growls* *uses his stick that contains a lot of things from the past to thwack hollyleaf in the head*
Hollyleaf: *dies*
Jayfeather: you deserved it!
Squirrelflight: You just killed your litter mate!
Jayfeather: so? She's always going on about the warrior code, and it's annoying!
Squirrelflight: :0 How dare you say that about her! I ground you from this stick until I die! Starting now!
Jayfeather: Hmmmmmm... *picks up a huge boulder and smashes it on Squirrelflight*
Squirrelflight: *dead*
Jayfeather: there! *dusts off paws* *gets back his stick*
Jayfeather: oh, I'll do anything for you, my love!
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Warrior cat spoofs
FanfictionTitle says it all! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE TITLE IS NOT MY ART
