Hey guys! Since I, and you, like reading / writing this so much, I decided to give you a treat! This is a super long spoof, so enjoy!
Bluestar: STARCLAN ABANDONED ME,
HEY LEFT ME TO DIE,
WITH A CLAN FULL OF TRAITORS!
STARCLAN ABANDONED ME,
WITH ONLY ONE CAT TO TRUST,
WHICH IS MY FAITHFUL DEPUTY,
FIRE *CLAP, CLAP* HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
ThunderClan: *applaud*
Bluestar: DONT APPLAUD TRAITORS!
Fireheart: I am Bluestar's deputy, everyone likes me!
Except for Tigerstar!
*bows in the cat way*
ThunderClan: Th-that's all?!
Fireheart: what? It was good enough!
Sandstorm: Fireheart is baaaaaaaaaaad!
He is a liar!
Liar liar paws on fire!
Fireheart: How did I ever lie to you!?
Sandstorm: *ignores him*
Oh, look at how he acts around me!
He likes Spottedleaf, and it's like I'm an annoying bee!
Spottedleaf from StarClan: Oh dear...
Sandstorm: Sometimes I think he thinks of me like a ghost!
And Spottedleaf is the O so great boast!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fireheart! He! Is! A! Big! Fat! Liar! And! His! Paws! Are! On! Fire!
Fireheart: am I really fat...? :(
Sandstorm: YES! *storms off*
Fireheart: oh well, so much for sandstorm...
Oakheart: Bluestar, oh my love!
She is like a blue-gray dove!
She is so beautiful,
And her trust is always plentiful!
Sometiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes I think she loves me more,
But no, never!
I love her 'TIL I'm sore!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, *and he goes on forever and ever unTIL he loses his voice*
ThunderClan: get out of here fish-face!
Oakheart: :(
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Warrior cat spoofs
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