*one day, Firestar was patrolling the ShadowClan borders alone...*
Firestar: *hears a rustle in the bushes in the ShadowClan border*
Tigerstar: *jumps out* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW ITS FINALLY TIME FOR ME TO GET REVENGE!
Firestar: Actually, it's time for ME to get revenge.
Firestar: *picks up a rock that is inside ThunderClan and whacks it on Tigerstar's head*
Tigerstar: *falls unconscious*
Firestar: *pulls him out of ShadowClan borders and into thunderclan*
Firestar: *satisfied sigh* *pulls out a sharpie marker from in his fur*
*SOME TIME LATER...*
Tigerstar: *wakes up and remembers nothing* I guess I'd better get back to camp...
Tigerstar: *goes in the the ShadowClan camp*
All ShadowClan cats: HAHAHAHAHHAHHhhHhhahHahahahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?
Tigerstar: why are you all laughing at me!?
Littlecloud: You'd better- *snort* check your reflection- *giggle* in the pool....
Tigerstar: *leans over the pool and sees that his face had an Italian mustachio and his eyelashes were like hot girls and his lips are really really swolen*
Tigerstar: FIRESTARRRRRRRRRRRRR! *whispers to himself* This is way worse than getting killed by Scourge.... the sharpie is a permanent marker!!!
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Warrior cat spoofs
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