Shipping Names

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RadioDust = Alastor x Angel Dust

Alastor "Thank you. But I am not interested in this shipping you speak of."

Angel "Aw, don't be like that Smiles. It just means we make a cute couple."

Charlastor = Charlie x Alastor

Vaggie "Oh hell no!"

Charlie "Don't worry Vags, there's no way that'll happen."

Shinshinjane "Tell that to the many fanfics and fan art of you and Alastor."

Alastor "The masses has spoken."

Radiosnake = Alastor x Sir Pentious

Alastor "No."

Sir Pentious "I... I can't even imagen."

Chaggie and / or Varlie = Vaggie  x Charlie

Charlie "I can't pick which one is better."

Vaggie "Me neither, they're both great shipping names."

SirDust and / or PenDust = Sir Pentious x Angel Dust

Angel Dust "Pass."

Sir Pentious sits in the corner.

SpiderMoth = Angel Dust x Vaggie

Vaggie and Angel Dust "Yeah, that's not gonna fuckin' happen."

Shinshinjane "Too late. It did. Your creator did have you two as a couple in her early draft before changing 

Vox x Valentino

Angel Dust" They're already a couple."

Vox x Alastor

Alastor "I will end his fucking life before that happens."

Valentino x Angel Dust

Angel Dust "No. That's going to be a hard, strong no right there."

Angel Dust x Vox

Angel Dust "Yeah, now that's crazy as fuck."

Velvet x Vox

Angel Dust "Thought they were, but just business partners

Velvet x Valentino

Angel Dust "Same."

Valentino x Charlie

Lucifer "If he tries anything with my daughter, he is good as gone."

Shinshinjane 'He's not going to like what he did to Charlie at the studio.'

Husk x Angel Dust

Angel Dust "Fuck yes."

Husk "Fuck no."

Husk x Charlie

Charlie "I can't imagine being in a romantic relationship with you, Husk. Only a friendship relationship."

Husk "Good, because I lost the feeling of love long ago. But you're an okay kid to hang around."

Lucifer x Valentino

Lucifer "Fuck no."

Mimzy x Alastor

Alastor "She's only a friend, and nothing more."

Charlie x Vox

Lucifer "Same rules apply on Val."

Sir Pentious x Arackniss

Arackniss "Why me?"

Shinshinjane "Because we want more juicy info on your relationship with others?"

Sir Pentious 'I wouldn't mind being with him.'

Angel Dust x Travis

Angel Dust "Yea- no."

Lucifer x Lilith

Lucifer and Lilith "Say no more."

Lucifer x Alastor

Lucifer "Yeah, that's never gonna happen."

Alastor "That's what I can agree with you, your highness."

Rosie x Alastor

Alastor "She's a dear friend."

Seviathan x Charlie

Charlie "Fuck no! There's a reason why I broke up with him!"

Baxter x Niffty

Niffty "Yes!"

Baxter "Yay."

Rosie x Sir Pentious

Sir Pentious "She's pretty, but I want to keep my organs in one piece."

Cherri x Sir Pentious

Cherri "No way."

Shinshinjane "Yes way."

Sir Pentious 'Oh god, who do I pick!?'

Moxxie x Millie

Millie "Don't we make the cutest couple?!"

Moxxie "We sure do!"

Blitzo x Stolas

Stolas "O Blitzy."

Blitzo "Oh fuck me."

Blitzo x Loona 

Blitzo "She's my daughter!"

Loona "Who's the dipshit made this?"

Loona x Millie

Millie "I don't cheat on my husband!"

Loona "She's not even my type."

Moxxie x Loona

Moxxie "What the fuck is wrong with you humans?!"

Loona "Well looks like we can agree that we don't want this shipping to happen."

Blitzo x Moxxie 

Moxxie "No."

Blitzo "Mox-"

Moxxie "No, sir."

Ultimate Ship: Egg Bois x Egg Bois

"Why do they get to be the ultimate ship?"

Shinshinjane "Because it was canon in the pilot?"

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