Tune em Out

Chapter 15: Step one: Leighade is Over

So this is gonna be a dedication chapter. it's gonna be about Leigh and Jade fake getting mad at each other, spending the day together buying stuff for the prank and other things like that.

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Leigh's POV

Today we're putting the first part of the plan in motion. Jade and I are gonna get into a fake argument so that the boys think I'm mad at her. Then, Jade and I will sneak out and get some prosthetic body parts. "You're thinking about the prank again, aren't you?", I hear Jesy question. "Yeah, how'd you know?", I respond turning to her. "You're doing that creepy smile you do when you have an idea.", she says. "I'm excited because the first part of the plan is being put in action today.", I sigh.

"I get that. So how will I die oh great prank master?", she asks. "You won't. Even if this was real, I don't have the heart to kill you, not saying I would kill Jade, but if I was going insane, I know you'd keep me leveled, which could be a good and bad thing. So if I'm thinking correctly, I would keep you alive and use you when I see fit.", I say thinking out loud. "That sounds like you're saying you'll use me as a sex slave.", she laughs. "What in the- no. I'm saying that you'd be like my only safe place. But most importantly, I'm gonna have to treat you like an object. My prized possession.", I say.

"The creepy smile is back. What are you thinking now?", she asks hesitantly. "Joker and Harley Quinn. That's what I'm thinking.",I say getting up. "That's the missing piece. I was trying to figure it out and I did. I have to go do something. See you later.", I say slipping my shoes on. I pass her making sure to give her a hug before running to Perrie's room. "Pez have you seen-," I start but stop mid sentence when I see what's happening, Jade sitting on top of her pinning her arms down. "What's going on here?", I ask smirking.

"Wipe that smile off ye face. This little maggot decided that she wanted to start a play fight while we were watching a movie.", Jade huffs. "I thought it would be fun. And I didn't think I would lose.", Perrie whines. I laugh at their antics before walking over and grabbing Jade. "No. No. Let me at her. Put me down.", Jade says struggling. "I would if it were for my own entertainment, but Jesy would kill me and you if I let you do this.", I say. "That's because I'm her favorite.", Perrie gloats. "No actually it's Jade and you with Luke as a close second. You're my favorite though.", I correct.

"As long as I'm someone's favorite.", she shrugs. "We'll see you later, Jade and I have errands to run. You know what you and Luke have to do, don't let me down,", I say. When I get a nod of the head, I walk out with Jade still in my arms and come across the boys. "Where are you two going?", Calum asks. "Why is it your business?", Jade questions. "Woah what pissed in your cereal this morning?", Ash jokes. I set her down on the ground and watch as she tackles him. "You never assume a girl is in a bad mood just because she makes a rude remark. That's obvious.", I say opening the door. I give Luke a look and he looks away from his phone before nodding making me smile. "Jessica get your child off of me!", he screams.

"First of all watch your tone. Secondly, don't call me Jessica, third of all, Leigh-Anne, if you don't help me get control over all these toddlers we live with, I will personally chain you down and do things that will make serial killers flinch.", she threatens. "So you admit the things I found were yours? Oh why didn't you tell me earlier?", I say walking over to her. "It's times like these where I wish I could slug you in the stomach and it wouldn't be considered abuse.", she mutters. I know that she most likely is and isn't joking so I grab Jade and push her through the garage door. "Mikey let me use your card. I'll pay you back when I feel like you deserve it.", I say holding my hand out. "That's better than nothing I guess. Here you go.", he says placing it in my open palm.