Sonic tries to navigate the complexities of life on Earth, however, must now join forces with newfound friends in order to prevent a mad doctor from capturing the speedster and using his powers for world domination.
He steps inside and looks around, seeing a mechanical cow and eventually Sonic, sitting alone at a nearby table, wearing a cowboy hat. Roger walks towards him and bumps against the hedgehog, clearing his throat. Sonic turns around, he's wearing the shades he found.
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Sonic: *tips hat* Howdy, partner!
Roger: I'm not your partner. Come on, we're leaving.
Sonic: But there's a ZZ Top cover band. You gotta see their beards.
Roger: Weird enough to catch them some other time. Let's go, get up.
Sonic: If we stay, I promise I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, starting... now.
A moment of silence, which is interrupted by the appearance of a waitress.
Roundhouse Waitress: Welcome to the Piston Pit. What can I get you, fellas?
Sonic: Oh, I want nachos and Buffalo Wings... Oh, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac, guac. Guac.
Roundhouse Waitress: Hey, no kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kind of mask?
Roger: Oh, he... Uh... He's actually forty-three years old and, um, suffers from a very rare skin disease, that stuns his growth and makes him look, um, like... like that.
Sonic: The face, I was born with. Kinda like those strange mutations they documented. The confidence, I picked up along the way.
The waitress smiles for a bit, seemingly uncomfortable.
Roger: Make his a Mellow Yellow, please.
Roundhouse Waitress: Okay. *walks away*
Roger: *takes off his hat, sits down* You owe me one.
Sonic: But I never sat in a barstool before. So squishy! Oh, look at this! It spins!
The hedgehog swirls around, having the time of his life.
Sonic:Woah, woah, woah! *laughs, stops spinning* I feel sick.
Roger: Are you having fun? You're gonna check this of the old bucket list, huh? Big night for ya.
Sonic: What's a bucket list?
Roger: *sighs* A bucket list is, uh... It's a list of things you wanna do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket.
Sonic: I've never kicked a bucket either. Oh, I gotta make my list!
He quickly runs through the establishment, finding a receipt and a pencil. Sonic begins to write things down, talking to himself with every item he writes down.
