Bring It // EDITING

lol lets get real here

Okay, I know this isn't an update, I'm writing another chapter now bududubs, so just sit back and eat a pop tart

I really just wanna be real with you guys because I just saw this on Twitter and it's not a big deal but I want your guys'... opinions I guess, or just thoughts basically

Thoughts

lol thots

oH My god I'm sorRY

anyyyway, I wanna chill with you guys and talk about what turns me on bc I wanna relate with you boss ass bitches kkkkkkk

bc you're cool af

And I'd date you bc you're sexy

sO

I'm sure there are tons of others out there that would agree with me on this, but the daddy kink

Oh sweet Jesus Hong Christ THE DADDY KINK

I'm sorry but that's fucking hot

Unlike Delaney here, (Delaney: stfu) If Niall asked me to call him daddy you bet your ass I'll call him daddy in 5 different languages in 2.7 seconds

HE'S SUCH A DADDY

YOU AGREE I KNOW YOU DO

EVEN IF YOU DONT YOU DO

Niall is also such a cocky bastard

his little

"im gonna touch my Lucky the Leprechaun on stage and watch 90.000 girls spray like a firehose"

moments he had on wwa was just wicked rude to my vajeeper tbfh

Niall would also, more than likely in my opinion, be an experimental-with-a-touch-of-kink little fuck

And id be fucking cool with it

"hey babe we should fuck upside down"

"okay let me stretch first"

WHAT IF HE HAD A MOMMY KINK

you can call it weird

It might be

But you know what

I don't give a frick frack diddly dack paddy wack snick snack shit bc it's my life I can have weird kinks just like everyone else.

but one thing that gets me in the red zone is foot fetishes

nah brah

nah

but if larry sex tapes leak then you bet your ass I'm making a bowl of popcorn and putting surround sound on.

Because gold

And Ziam

God Fucking damnit

I DONT EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT ZIAM

ZIAM

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Liam is so daddy

*pimp juice plays in the background as Liam dances sexually bc he's a little teaserfuck*

BUT THANJS FOR LISTENING TO ME TALK ABOUT MY WEIRD SHIT

*over half my readers delete my story*

ight

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SHIT

ID MORE THAN LIKELY AGREE WITH YOU

to all my weird little loveypies

love you lots like jelly tots

Steph xx

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