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Scene 1: [Location: Niall's Apartment Complex, Los Angeles, California, 8:20 am]

LOUIS: (pacing through the hallway, looking room to room) "Niall?! This isn't funny', where are you?"

HARRY: (sneaks up on Louis, curious) "What are you looking for?"

LOUIS: "More like who. (Opens door, peeks inside) an Irish bastard who is most likely pissed drunk. He's not in his room so this is obviously a problem."

HARRY: "Knowing him he couldn't have gone far." (hopeful) "Hey, I'll help you look."

LOUIS: "Yes, that would be convenient." (returns to door) "Niall!"

HARRY: (walks down hall, silently starts laughing) "Ah."

LOUIS: (turns to Harry, confused) "What's so humorous now?"

HARRY: (singing) "Now I'm searching every lonely place..."

LOUIS: "Harry no-"

HARRY: "Every corner calling out your name..."

LOUIS: You're an idiot.

HARRY: "Trying to find you but I just don't know" (points at Louis for cue)

LOUIS: (crosses arms) "No."

HARRY: "C'mon Louis, it fits perfectly with the situation."

LOUIS: "No, it's a stupid song you made up when you were nearly passed out drunk at some bar and refused to get picked up unless you had to whole squad come over."

HARRY: (wags eyebrows, whispers quietly) "C'mon."

LOUIS: (reluctant, monotone) ......"Where do broken hearts go?"

HARRY: (grins, pushes door open) "I've found our broken heart right here."

LOUIS: (dry) "Your wonderful song lyrics helped us find our culpri- Ni- Niall!"

HARRY: (to himself) "We could totally make that a single or something."

LOUIS: "Niall, what the hell are you doing?"

NIALL: (snorts) "Jus' chillin out in me box."

LOUIS: (face palms) "Well if you don't get your ass out of this box and get ready Ben will have both of our heads."

NIALL: (hiccups) "Aw Lou, you're no fun."

LOUIS: (rubs temples) "How many drinks have you had?"

NIALL: "Turdy seven." (giggles) "People think I'm funny when I say that."

LOUIS: "Christ. Can you get out?"

NIALL: "Not a chance. I can't even feel my dick."

LOUIS : "Niall, you know how I feel about being late-"

NIALL: "Lou boy, yo... We work at Target." (slightly sober) "Who really cares about us being late?"

LOUIS: "My pay check!"

HARRY: (looks at watch) "Hey, speaking of late, I have a 9:30 today, got a 'Just turned two' photoshoot here."

LOUIS: (to himself) "He's still here?" (clears throat, focusing on Harry) "Ah, yeah photo, picture thing... You do other stuff well enjoy yourself taking pictures and all."

HARRY: (walks backwards out, cheerful) "Will do and Niall, have fun with your... Endowment... problem."

NIALL: (slurred) "Eat your heart out."

HARRY: (laughs) "See you guys." (Closes door)

LOUIS: "Right..."

NIALL: "Man, that's not fair, how come Harry gets to live the good life?"

LOUIS: (walks over to Niall) "Because he works hard, unlike you and I right now who are currently five minutes late for work."

NIALL: (pokes head and arm out of box, straining) "Hey, I work hard! I'm just waiting for some stalker girl to snap a picture of me putting her groceries in bags so Ellen can notice me and (fart noise) now I'm famou-"

LOUIS: "You're talking about Alex again Ni."

NIALL : "That register 7 bastard, if only that girl noticed the sexy Irish guy packing Mrs. Wintour's groceries I would be famous. What was his point of working at Target in Frisco just to come to Cali and work at Target again? To ruin me that's what. Alex from Target." (Scoff) "Niall from Target is better." (sticks leg out of box)

LOUIS: (pulls Niall's arms) "Perhaps, but if they figured out that you sleep in a giant box every Monday, they would demote you to Walmart." (watches as Niall stands to his feet) "Do you need to stop at your room to freshen up?"

NIALL: (wipes self down) "Nah, I sleep in my uniform every day anyway."

LOUIS : (makes face) "Gross, okay then let's go."

NIALL : "Uh, Louis?" (Louis turns around) "I still can't feel my penis."

LOUIS: "You might want to see a doctor about that. It's probably infected from lack of proper hygiene."

NIALL: (chuckles) "Oh, no siree I have big John down there all the proper time of day needed." (Looks down, pats pants) "In more ways than one."

LOUIS: "Yeah, no, you're gross, let's go."

NIALL: (throws hands in air, melodramatic woop) "Let's go pack some baggage!"

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Hi! So I wanted to do something different and start a somewhat funny 1D comedy in a sort of play/dialogue format. I'm new to both, but when I started typing out the story, I couldn't stop. This is literally the most productive I've been when writing and my gears are a grinding. I kind of wanted to take a break from my dramatic stories and take a happier approach . I know this chapter wasn't as hilarious as the others will be, but I wanted to get some background of the guys lives so far. I will drop hints at the end of chapters about the format of the stories so you don't get confused and if you have any further questions, shoot me a message or tweet me on Twitter @victoriaxcake
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