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five

"i'm back whores," Yoongi says, stumbling a bit as he walks through the front door, which was now locked as soon as Namjoon left.

"me and the old Chim Chim got hella high so don't mind me," the man says as he throws himself on the couch, quite literally.

Taehyung and Jeongguk stare at each other.

the two had previously been avoiding each other by pretending to be very busy on their phones. Taehyung just kept swiping left and right on his home screen.

"did Jin feed you?" Yoongi asks.

does he actually care if Taehyung are or not?

"yeah, he left you some in the fridge," Jeongguk answers.

"good, i don't have to feed Taehyung."

Taehyung scoffed.

"like you would anyways," Taehyung thought.

Yoongi flicked on the television and went to grab a bag of chips.

"Taehyung, didn't i ask you to get the one's with ruffles?" Yoongi says, holding up the Classic Lays Potato Chips.

"you didn't even tell me to get those, you just said to get whateve-"

"no, i strictly told you to get the potato chips with ruffles. you never listen, do you?" Yoongi cuts his 'boyfriend' off.

"fuck this, I'm going to the store again i guess, since you can't seem to follow directions," Yoongi complains, forgetting that Jeongguk was there.

he walked out of the house and Jeongguk looked up.

"i think it's time for you to get Grindr," Jeongguk jokes.

Taehyung let out a small laugh.

"no thanks, i'm not into hookups, "Taehyung says, turning the television back off.

"you're right, i think it's better to get with someone you already know. don't you think so, princess?" Jeongguk says, knowing the way the word affects the younger.

"uhm, i guess," Taehyung blushes.

"hey, by the way, isn't your birthday soon?" Jeongguk asks suddenly.

"yeah...the thirtieth, wait, how did you even know?"

"i just had a small conversation with Namjoon when you and Jin were talking earlier," Jeongguk answers.

"ohh, that makes sense," Taehyung says and goes back to "doing something important" on his phone.

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"hey Jeongguk, come here," Namjoon says, from the hallway leading to the two bedrooms.

"what's up?" Jeongguk stands up and walks over the the older.

"i see you staring at Taehyung. listen, don't try anything. Yoongi will beat the shit out of you. plus, those two are meant to be, don't fuck that up," Namjoon says.

"but-"

"Yoongi is going to do something big for Taehyung's birthday next week, so i trust that you won't be anywhere near that situation?"

"o—okay, i won't," Jeongguk says.

"good."

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