Not Your Ordinary Life

Chapter Two

"What you need, Bilbo?" asked Caroline. "I just --uh-wanted to let you know dinner is ready!" said Bilbo. Caroline smiled. "Thank you!" said Caroline. "What is that?" asked Bilbo, pointing at Caroline's lap top computer. "Its a computer. You do many different kinds of tasks on it, from reading, to communicating through chats, write stories, draw, and all kinds of stuff. You can even shop on it." said Caroline. "Wow, fascinating." said Bilbo. "Here is my Tumblr page." said Caroline, as she showed the hobbit her blog site. "Hey! That's a drawing of me!" exclaimed Bilbo. Caroline blushed. "Yes, I made a drawing of you." said Caroline, grinning. "Very good. I'm quite impressed. Do you have any more drawings?" asked the hobbit.  Caroline continuing clicking until more images show up.  Bilbo's eyes widened and his face blushed when he looked upon a next image. "Oops! You weren't supposed to see that!" said Caroline. It was a picture of a half naked Fili.  "Please don't tell Fili, Bilbo." said Caroline. "I won't! I promise you that!" said Bilbo, trying to keep from chuckling. "We better try and keep those rascals from coming in here then!" said Bilbo. "Oh yeah. If they set foot in my room, they're in big trouble." said Caroline, as she followed Bilbo out in the living room.

 "What took you two so long? We've called you out here several times." said Madison. "I was showing Bilbo my Tumblr page. " Caroline replied. "Oh, Caroline! You didn't!" wailed Madison, her face turning red. Madison knew of the many images displayed on her sisters blog, and most of them were naughty drawings of Fili.  But Caroline made one clean image, which was of Bilbo, which the hobbit already had seen. "Well, he was curious about it, so I showed him." said Caroline. "You didn't allow him to see Eric's page didn't you?" asked Madison. "No, I didn't." said Caroline. "Good." said Madison. "What is this Tumblr, you speak of?" asked Fili.  You bastard! You just had to ask that, did you? Caroline though tto herself. "Its nothing really. Its like a personal diary." Caroline said quickly. Bilbo nodded. "Good answer!" Bilbo whispered to Caroline, as she nodded. "Did you hear that, Kee? She's got a personal diary!" beamed Fili. Shit! What have I done?! I better lock my room door and fast! Caroline thought, as she went to lock her door.  When she came back, Angelina served pizza's to everyone, beer for the dwarves, and sodas for Bilbo, Ori, Madison, Balin, and Caroline. 

 "Tell me Caroline. Did you find anymore information on the portal?" asked Thorin. "Unfortunately, I didn't. I'm sorry, Thorin.  I need a few more days on this." Caroline replied. "A FEW MORE DAYS?! We don't need a few more days?! What have you been doing the entire time, woman?!" yelled Thorin. "I've been researching as I told you I was going to do, you ass hole!!" Caroline shouted back, now standing up.  "We should have went some where else! This woman is delaying us!!" growled Thorin. "Thorin, you're getting out of line, calm down!" broke in Balin. "Out of line! This little brat isn't helping us at all!" bellowed Thorin.  Suddenly, Angelina stormed foward, and she slapped the dwarf leader in the face. "You son of a bitch! Nobody calls my niece a brat!!" screamed Angelina. The strike from Angelina, really angered the dwarf.  And Thorin stood up, and to everyone's  shock and horror, Thorin struck Angelina back. "AUNT ANGIE!!" cried both girls. "ENOUGH!!!" bellowed Gandalf, angrily.  

 "Madison, get my gun! NOW!" demanded Caroline, as she glared angrily at Thorin. "That wouldn't be necessary, Miss Caroline. Thorin, a word with you outside!" snarled Gandalf.  Thorin followed the wizard outside on the front porch so they could talk.  "Is she alright? Ladies, I'm so sorry." said Balin. "We're not. Your precious leader has hurt my Aunt! She's the only parent we got!" shouted Madison, tears running down her face, as Dwalin placed an unconscious Angelina on the couch, while Oin took out his medical kit, and looked at her.   "He should have never struck her." fumed Fili, as he approached the two young girls. "I'm sorry our Uncle went off like he did. He's got a bad temper. He's done this to us too." said Fili, trying his best to comfor the young girls.  "He should've kept his hands to himself! He is lucky that I didn't shoot him!" wept Caroline.  "I'm glad you didn't." said Fili. Caroline looked up at Fili, as he looked away from her. "Fili---wait--I'm sorry--its just I was so angry.." began Caroline.  But Fili ignored Caroline.