Real Encounters

*Pepsi Pusher*

When I was roughly 6 or 7 months pregnant with my daughter, my cousin asked me to go to an Evanescence concert with her in a neighboring city. We were pretty excited and had pretty decent seats that were in front of the stage but right behind the floor (standing area).

Since I was pretty far along my cousin offered to go get us drinks and a snack to tide us over until after the concert. She had only been gone about 5 minutes when this older male sat down next to me. Immediately the man began to strike up a conversation about the concert; if I had heard of the opening band and just casual concert chatter. He was slightly overweight, balding, and just had this...oddness to him. Not wanting to be rude I gave short answers and fiddled on my phone hoping he'd get the idea that I wasn't really interested in speaking with him.

A few minutes of an awkward silence passed when he suddenly began asking questions regarding my pregnancy. These weren't typical questions either --how big did my breasts get, does my baby fall asleep or get squirmy when I have an orgasm, and a few other things along those lines. I was extremely uncomfortable and just decided to ignore the guy when another man a row behind us heard all these questions and tapped me on the shoulder to ask if I was ok and to glare at the pervert until he left. I quickly breathed a sigh of relief when he left and thanked the stranger. He told me no problem and said just give him the word if the pervert comes back.

Thankfully my cousin returned only a few minutes later and the concert began. It wasn't until half way through the show when Evanescence took a quick break that the pervert showed up again next to me.

This time he laughingly said the concession attendant gave him an extra fountain soda by mistake and offered it to me. I politely said no thank you and told him I didn't like soda and that my cousin already had gotten me a drink. He glared at me and kept insisting I take the drink. Finally to shut him up I took the drink but put it on the floor between my cousin and I. He seemed much happier when I took it and the rest of the concert I could feel him eyeing me and saw he was muttering to himself.

The concert finishes and so we got up to leave (and for me to hit the bathroom) when the man took my hand. I felt bile rise up in my throat and snatched my hand away. He looked at me shocked and then glanced down at the untouched soda and immediately began screaming at me for not drinking his soda and how he bought it especially for me (funny dude, I thought you said they gave you an extra on accident?)

The man wouldn't let me pass and the place was crowded with people trying to get to their cars. I felt trapped and this guy was becoming more irate by the second about his damn fountain drink...

So I did the only thing I could think of... I pissed myself and started yelling my water broke. That got people moving so damn fast out of our way that we were finally able to lose the guy in the crowd.

We made it home with no other incidents and the entire time my cousin was apologizing for being absolutely clueless about the situation after I explained to her I wasn't in labor and I'd just pissed myself. I still have no idea WHAT that guy was after but I really feel like he slipped something into that drink.

So, Mr. Pepsi pusher pervert...let's not meet.