I MARRIED A PSYCHO [The Eligible Bachelors Series]

Chapter 2

Warning: This story may not be suitable for very young age due to some unscripted words...

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VLANCE

I took accountancy because my dad wanted it, but of course, my goal was to fail all the subjects to give him a headache. Giving headaches to people is my field of expertise.

I went to the soccer field and there, I saw the Howlers' Soccer Team, practicing at the field. The girls in their heavy make-ups were cheering and screaming like crazy monkeys starving for a banana. I rolled my eyes.

On the vacant side of the field, a few meters away from the soccer field, there were diligent scholar students who were busy studying. But the foolish rich kids don't respect them because they have a poor mindset. They even stupidly brags, that the scholars are like parasites who take their money to get a quality education. Stupid! They have no idea how much honor they bring to our school. The scholars are from the lower class of society who can't afford to study unless they are being sponsored, but to become a scholar, they must be intelligent enough.

The scholar student has the most total number in our school's population. The university wanted to have more of them because they were expected to bring a good reputation to the school. Their exceptional intelligence contributes to great success and honor to our school. But the stupid elite students couldn't even appreciate it. What would I even expect from them? They were just some sort of selfish, brainless rich kids.

I went near them, sitting in the vacant space. I give too much respect to them because they are very worthy of my respect. They were the only people I respect at our school.

"Hi, Vlance!" they greeted me.

"Woooah! Kakaibang palaka 'yan ah, pang mayaman. Bullfrog lang kase ang sa amin," Gino said.

He's wearing thick eyeglasses and an old-fashioned, worn-out polo shirt.

"Kaya nga! Ano'ng uri ng palaka 'yan?" Dannelle later seconded the motion.

Just like Gino, she was also wearing a worn-out dress but wearing such, doesn't lessen her beauty. She's even much prettier than those elite girls who depend their beauty on surgeries and make-up. Her beauty was so natural. I like girls like her-simple but smart.

"This is Ace. Gusto niyo ba siyang hawakan?" I asked, as I carefully took Ace on my shoulder and I showed him to them.

"Ang ganda naman niya!" Dannelle praised him.

"Ace is a White's Tree Frog. He has a wife, and her name was Dian."

They both nodded with smiles on their faces as they looked at Ace, and then, they gently stroked his back.

I stood up and then I started sharing stories of my pets with them.

"Marami pa akong ibang alaga. Si Anna, 'yong five-meters Albino Burmese python. Si Dion, ang eight months old, white Bengal tiger ko. Si Alie, she's a young alligator."

Namilog ang mga mata at bibig nila sa pagkamanghan habang nag-ku-k'wento ako na parang isang bata, kasabay ng paggalaw ng mga kamay ko sa hangin. They were both giggling as I shared funny stories about my pets.

"Miss Del Prado!" Natigil kami ng biglang dumating ang coach ng soccer team.

"Nang gugulo ka nanaman ba ng mga nag-aaral na estudyante dito?"

"Coach Stanley, hindi po, nag-k-kwentuhan lang po kami." Dinepensahan ako ni Dannelle gamit ang natural na malunay na boses niya.

Humalakhak si Stanley, and pakialamerong ugok. "Siguro binantaan mo ang mga kawawang estudyanteng 'to kapag nagsumbong sila, kaya pinagtatanggol ka nila ngayon." Pasigaw na husga niya sa akin. Humarap siya sa mga scholars at ngumiti. "Miss Dannelle, 'wag na 'wag kang matatakot na magsabi o magsumbong kapag may ginawang katarantaduhan sa 'yo ang babaeng 'to." Tumaas ang isang kilay ko.