KILABOT~ horror story [Compilation's]

Creepy Thing's Kids Say #3

*Chimney*

I was In the basement of my friend's house with her 4-year old son. He took my hand and led me over to a brick chimney that has a rusty metal door on it and said, "That's where the dead babies go..."

*Your Kid's*

I was looking at house's with my brother and his 3-year old son. As we passed the school, the little boy said, "If you buy a house here, that's where you're kids will go to school!" then we passed the pool and the little boy said, "And that's where you're kids will go to swim!" Then we passed a cemetery and he said, "And that's where you'll bury you're kids!"

*Talk?*

One night, when my daughter was four, I  overheard her talking in her room. I poked my head in and asked if she was talking to me, "No.".  she replied. "I was talking to the kid that lives in my closet...He's dead."

*Asked you're Girlfriend*

I jokingly asked my little cousin, "What's the best way to get a Girlfriend?" His response was, "Tell her to be you're Girlfriend or she will never see her parents again!".

*Chew On Your Bones*

One day, my 3-year old son hugged my wife and said, "Mom, I promised that I won't ever chew on your bone's!".

*Behind You!*

My Five year old daughter has night terrors and she would sometimes scream in her sleep. One night, I hugged her and said, "Don't be scared, Mommy's here!" and she said, "Mommy? then who's behind your back!?".

This is the part two...