KILABOT~ horror story [Compilation's]

Creepy Things Kid Say #2

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*Get It Out*

My sister was pregnant and were having a conversation at the dining room table. My 4-year old son asked my sister if there was a baby in her belly. My sister said there was. He then slid out of his chair and headed for the kitchen, saying, "We need to get it out! I'll go get a knife." 

*Eat your face*

When my son is little, I would sometimes hold him down and pretend to eat his face, saying. "nom nom nom." One day he said, "Mommy, I will never eat your face. I will cut it off and wear it as a mask."

*Hideous Monster*

My 5-year old cousin draw a hideous, Black monster. Then she looked up at me and said. "He told me to draw this.....He's coming for you...You better hide!"

*Real Son*

My mom love to tell this story: Apparently when i was 5 or 6. I told her that aliens stole her real son and replace him with me, an exact copy. I said that someday i would return to my home planet, but she shouldn't be sad, because her real son was having a good life in our zoo.

*Son of the Devil*

My little cousin was thrown out of catholic preschool because he took off he's shoe and told one of the nuns, "Shut up or I'll take out your eye with my shoe! because im the son of the Devil!"

*Peel Off*

I Awoken from a deep sleep at around 6 AM. My 5-year old daughter was standing over me and her face was inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off." For a few second I was terrified, in my sleep idled state, I didn't know if I was dreaming or what was going on. Then, I realized what she was talking about. I had been sunburned the previous week and my skin was starting to peel.

To be continued...