FM Grayson C.GC: Hi, baby! Kumusta ka?
Gray?
Okay naman ako.
Pwede magtanong?
GC: Anything.
Uhm...
I'm talking to my friends now. They are laughing at something I am telling about praying, I don't get it.
GC: Explain further, baby.
Sabi kasi n'ong isa, yumuko at pumikit. Tapos simulang awitin ang kordero ng Diyos habang hawak yong mic.
GC: Fuck.
GC: HAHAHAHA
What?
Why?
What's so funny about it?
GC: Nothing baby. Go on please.
Sabi ko, bakit hindi megaphone?
GC: POTA
Tapos sabi niya, pwede rin daw. Mas malakas daw ba yon?
Sabi ko, di ba megaphone yong hindi gagamitan ng speaker?
Tapos sabi n'ong isa, kung megaphone daw ba detachable daw ba yon?
GC: Tangina hahahahaha
GC: Parang gusto ko silang maging friends.
K.
GC: Wag na selos baby. Friends lang, walang benefits.
Tse!
GC: Tuloy mo na kwento mo.
Tapos, tawa sila ng tawa. Hindi ako maka-relate? Tas sana daw kaya ko today, hindi ako maka keep up.
Tawa lang sila ng tawa.
Mas natawa sila nung tinanong ko kung para saan yong mic.
GC: TANGINA
GC: HAHAHAHAHA
GC: Please tell me you are not serious about this.
Tinanong ko nga yon
Tas sabi ko, bakit natin kailangan mag-mic para marinig ng kapit-bahay natin yong prayers natin?
Di ba mas effective yong silent prayers? Pake ba ng kapit-bahay sa dasal natin.
GC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GC: Baby, promise mo you won't ask anybody about something like this ever again.
GC: Lalong-lalo na wag ka magtatanong sa lalaki.