Agent Alaska: Recollection and Freelancer

"Captive Audience"

Simmons, Grif, and Donut are seen standing on Red Base while Lopez and Sarge stand on the ground as an earthquake happens

Lopez: "Estos terremotos parecen estar empeorando." [These earthquakes seem to be getting worse.]

Sarge: "Good point, Lopez. I don't understand what you said, but you presented it in such a confident manner that it must be right."

Grif: "Man, that new robot really seems to be fitting in around here."

Simmons: "Yeah, I noticed."

Grif: "He's pretty popular."

Simmons: "Awesome."

Donut: "Yeah, even though no one understands him, people seem to really want to get past the rough robotic exterior and get to know the inner Lopez."

Simmons: "Sooo happy for him."

Donut: "Me too. Wait. Was that sarcastic?"

Grif: "Yeah, dude. I have to admit, that was off the charts even for my sarcastic meter."

Lopez: "He notado un patrón en la actividad sísmica. Requiere mayor estudio." [I have noticed a pattern in the seismic activity. It needs further study.]

Sarge: "Hahaha! Oh, good one Lopez! Man, you are a riot."

Lopez: "No, usted no me entiende." [No, you don't understand me.]

Grif: "Ha ha! Man, all that and the guy's a comedian. God, I wish my sidekick could be funny like that. What's your problem, Simmons?"

Simmons: "What? You don't even know what he said! How could it be funny?"

Grif: "Whatever. I guess you just had to be there."

Simmons: "I was right here!"

Lopez: "Deja de reírte. Requiero acceso a los siguientes equipos: Sismógrafo, Sismógrafo avanzado..." [Stop laughing. I need access to the following equipment: Seismograph, Advanced Seismograph...]

Sarge: "All right, nice chatting with you, Lopez. Now, enough jokes. Get back to work polishing stuff. The stuff's not going to polish itself, you know?"

Lopez: "Todo el mundo aquí está en peligro. Tienes que escucharme." [Everyone here is in danger. You need to listen to me.] (Walks torwards the base)

Sarge: "Haha! Well, okay, one last joke. But, that was it. Now seriously, back to work."

Donut: "Hahaha! I just got that one, too. Boy, he really makes you think."

Grif: "It's like he's saying what we're all thinking, but in Spanish."

Simmons: "You guys are idiots. I'll show you who's likable and funny. And who people like." (Walks away)

Donut: "Huh? What's wrong with Simmons?"

Grif: "Huh? Oh, I don't care. Hey, Donut! Let's go hang out with Lopez!"

Donut: "Great idea!"

Simmons: (At the bottom of the ramp) "I'll show them. Yeah, I'll show them good."

Cut to outside of Blue Base with Church, Tucker, Alpha and Caboose

Church: "Okay, okay. It's like when a computer tries to solve a problem. Do you know what recursion is?"

Alpha: "Mhm."

Caboose: "Yeah, I love that movie."

Alpha: "What?"